Not My Pasture Not My Bullshit Tumbler | Not Today Heifer Cup | Funny Valentines Day gift wife | Gift for Farmer | Cow Skinny Tumbler

Name: Not My Pasture Not My Bullshit Tumbler | Not Today Heifer Cup | Funny Valentines Day gift wife | Gift for Farmer | Cow Skinny Tumbler
Brand: HigdonRanchResQ
SKU: 1053005069
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.3 (2329 reviews)

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Handmade
Materials: Metal
Capacity: 20 fluid ounces
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Introducing our sassy and empowering "Not Today, Heifer! Not My Pasture, Not My Bullshit" Skinny Tumbler! If you're looking for a tumbler that speaks your mind and adds a touch of attitude to your day, this is the perfect choice. Crafted with sass and style, this tumbler is bound to turn heads and put a smile on your face.

Key Features:
- Premium Quality: Our skinny tumbler is expertly crafted from high-quality stainless steel, ensuring excellent durability and insulation. Your favorite beverages will stay hot or cold for hours, no matter the weather.
- Sassy Design: With the bold phrase "Not Today, Heifer! Not My Pasture, Not My Bullshit" showcased in a fun and eye-catching font, this tumbler exudes confidence and no-nonsense vibes.
- Perfect Size: With a slender shape and a generous capacity of 20 ounces (590 ml), this tumbler is designed to fit comfortably in your hand and most standard cup holders, making it perfect for on-the-go (30 oz also available)
- Spill-Proof Lid: The tumbler comes with a secure lid, preventing any unwanted spills and keeping your beverage safely contained.
- Eco-Friendly Choice: Reusable and eco-conscious, this tumbler is a sustainable way to reduce single-use plastic waste.

Whether you're sipping your morning coffee, enjoying an afternoon iced tea, or winding down with a relaxing drink, this "Not Today, Heifer!" tumbler will be your trusty companion.

This tumbler also makes a fantastic gift for your equally sassy friends who appreciate a good laugh and aren't afraid to speak their minds.

Note: To maintain the tumbler's design, we recommend handwashing. Please avoid using it in the microwave to preserve the insulation properties.

Ready to sip in style and sass? Get your hands on our "Not Today, Heifer! Not My Pasture, Not My Bullshit" Skinny Tumbler and add some attitude to your life. Order now and let the world know that you mean business!

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