*FYI - this post may contain affiliate links, which means we earn a commission at no extra cost to you if you purchase from them. Also, as an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases. Check out our Privacy Policy and Disclosure. for more info.
Donut think we are joking, this list of donut puns is jam packed.
If you are on the hunt for an a-glaz-ingly good assortment of phrases to describe your favorite pastry, then you’ve got a hole lot coming for you.
Below we’ve put together a great list of donut puns, jokes and Instagram captions that you will love dough much.
Using one of these puns in your content? We’d hugely appreciate it if you linked back to this page with credit.
Pin for later:
General Donut Puns & Wordplay for Instagram Captions
Whether you’re posting a photo of yourself with tasty donuts or gramming some pretty donuts on their own, you might be in need of a punny caption to go along with it. Here are some options you dough-finitely need to try!
Hole me closer, tiny donut
Donut puns are my jam
French donuts are the Beigne of my existence
Donut kill my vibe
Just a-dough-able
Donut mind if I do
Let’s go glazy
Hole-y Moley
Donut stop, get it, get it
Glazed and confused
Donut you want me baby
Hole that thought
Sprinkle sprinkle, little star
I go nuts for donuts
A good pastry is the best anti-dough-t
A sprinkle in time
Donut worry, be happy
Hole-a mi amigo
Do or donut, there is no try
Donut be Jelly
Donut underestimate the power of baked goods
Donut ever let me go
Oh my, that’s out-glaze-ous
All the sprinkle ladies, all the sprinkle ladies
Donut you forget about me
Dough ifs, dough buts
You donut how much I love you
I’m just having one of those glaze
You drive me glazy
Hole on just a minute
Punny Messages for Gifting Donut-Related Gifts
If you’re looking for a cute donut pun to add to a card/note attached to some donut-related gifts, here are some a-glaze-ing options:
I donut what I’d do without you
You donut how much you mean to me
Donut give up
I’m a-glazed by you
Donut go breaking my heart
For he’s a jelly good fellow
You’ve really got a hole on me
You are a-glaze-ing
I love you a hole lot
You’ve got a great sprinkle in your eye
Donut stop believing
Donut Jokes
Last but not least, if you’re in need of a fun donut themed joke to bust out, are a few that will drive everyone glazy!
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones
What’s the favorite day for donuts? Fry-day
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling
Why did the boy stop eating donuts? Because he got bored with the hole thing
What did the doctor prescribe to cure a donut of his illness? an antedought
Did we miss any of your favorite Donut Puns?
Let us know in the comments so we can add more to our list!