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Avocado jokes shouldn’t be the pits, and we’ve got some that will guac your world.
Whether you are trying to show the perfect toast or craft a wonderfully clever caption, these avocado puns, jokes and Instagram captions will definitely kick some hass.
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General Avocado Puns & Wordplay for Instagram Captions
Whether you’re posting a photo of yourself out for an avo-filled brunch or simply gramming some homemade avocado treats, you might be in need of a punny caption to go along with it. Here are some options that will Guac your world:
Forget weights, it’s avo-cardio day
In a while guaco-dile
You’re everything I avo wanted
Avocadon’t get me started
Hass, queen!
I’m between a guac and a hard place
Bravocado
I’m avocontrol
And they lived happily avo after
Sunday brunch, let’s avo good time y’all
Things are allripe for now
I avocadon’t care
Hass, we can!
A toast to my avoca-bro
I admire your avo-can-do spirit
Ready for the avocado party. Finally, the time hass come
A move in the ripe direction
That was a pit too much
Hass, if!
Rock out with your guac out
I have a great relation-chip with my guacamole
You guac my world
I’m between a guac and a hard place
That’s got guac-ward
Kiss my hass
It’s time to guac’ n roll
People always laugh at my car because it looks like a fruit, at least I avocado
He might be small and green, but he does avocado
You have guac to be kidding me
The time hass come
It’s guac-tail hour
Punny Messages for Gifting Avocado-Related Gifts
If you’re looking for a cute avocado pun to add to a card/note attached to some avo-related gifts, here are some ideas that you avoca-don’t want to miss.
Avo good one!
You have a avo-can do spirit
Avo a great birthday!
Thanks for your hass-pitality
Avocado Jokes
Last but not least, if you’re in need of a fun avocado themed joke to bust out, are a few that will make everyone say “Bravo-cado!”
What do you get if you cross an avocado with a radio? A guakie-talkie
What does a duck that’s made of avocado say? Guac
What do you call young avocados? Avokiddos
How do you know when guacamole has gone bad? When it turns guaca-moldy
What did one avocado half say to the other? Without you, I’m empty inside
How do you say “four avocados” in Spanish? avo-cuatro
What did the daddy avocado say to the baby avocado? You’re a chip off the guac
Did we miss any of your favorite Avocado Puns?
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