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Looking for a good H20 pun? Water-bout one of these?
If you are sea-king a good water pun then you’ve shorely come to the right place! Dive into the lists below of our best water puns, jokes and Instagram captions that will have you swimming in a sea of laughter.
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General Water Puns & Wordplay for Instagram Captions
In need of a cute punny caption for your latest sea/lake day, or simply a candid snap of you hydrating? Here are some options that will shorely delight all your loved ones:
Fancy a dip in the water, or are you feeling tide?
Sure, whaterver
Water you looking at?
So long boiled water. You’ll be mist
I’m an aquaholic
Sea I will never stop the water puns
Water-ever floats your boat
Back in the swim of things
I never believed water could freeze, but now icy
Watery going to do at the beach?
Cause a ripple effect
The ocean feels very watered-down lately
Water we waiting for
To be pacific, I love the Arctic ocean the most
I just heard a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke
Long tide, no sea
You can run, but you can’t tide
Go with the float
I’ll never get tide of water puns
Bliss comes in waves
Life is water-ful
Sea, I told you these water puns were funny
We had to rain fast in order to not get wet
Have you heard about the three holes in the ground? Well, well, well…
It’s all water over the falls
I don’t know water you docking aboat
Sea they never stop
My room by the ocean is very tide-y
That shore was a long day
You swim me right round, baby, right round
Consuming a whole bucket of water could turn you pail
I have so many emoceans
I’ll swim for about ten minutes, no sweat
Life’s a drip
Don’t get tide down
Punny Messages for Gifting Water-Related Gifts
If you’re looking for a cute water pun to add to a card/note attached to some water-related gifts, here are some ideas that will have them Drop with joy.
Water you doing tonight?
I really lake you
Seas and greetings
I shored like you
Punny Water Jokes
Last but not least, if you’re in need of a fun water themed dad joke to bust out, here are a few that are sea-mply too clever for their own good.
What do you call a spy left to drown? Pond. James Pond
What do you call a wet bear? A drizzly bear
What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, it just waved
What happens when you get water on a table? It becomes a pool table
What do you call water that is good for you? Well water
What runs but never walks? Water
Why are oceans so meticulous? They like to be pacific
How do you make a water bed bouncy? Use spring water
Why is the ocean always on time? She likes to stay current
Did we miss any of your favorite Puns?
Let us know in the comments so we can add more to our list!