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Looking for some sweet chocolate puns? Here’s a collection that’s choc full of them.
Better choco-late than never, we’ve finally put together a collection of chocolate puns, jokes and Instagram captions that are sure to make you melt.
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General Chocolate Puns & Wordplay for Instagram Captions
In need of a cute punny caption for a chocolatey treat photo, or simply a candid snap of you consuming one? Here are some options that are choc full of cuteness:
Wake me up before you cocoa
I heard a chocolate joke the other day, but it wasn’t that funny and only got Snickers out of me
Oh fudge
Be kind-er to one another
I can’t Reese’st you
This will definitely come in candy
I’ve got a few twix up my sleeve
You are the Kit Kat’s meow
Don’t fight with me over chocolate, I am not someone to be truffled with
This’ll come in candy someday
Don’t be choco-late
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers
To the chocolate lovers, seven days without a bar makes one weak
I like the way you Rolo
I heard you like rebels…not to brag but, once I had an After Eight at seven-thirty
Choc it up to experience
Feeling so much Almond Joy
This is kinder sweet
This is going to be choc full of fun
Smarties pants
It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss
I’m in a lot of truffle
Life is like a box of chocolates – full of nuts
Come to the dark side
Chocolate? Here you bar
Nothing shall come betwixt my candy and I
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate
I’ve got two mars bars, three snickers, a twix and a kinder. Somehow, I’m just not cut out to be a bounty hunter
I just ate too much chocolate, nuts and marshmallows. I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road
Chocolate coins are mint to be eaten
I’m in a bit of a Crunch
There are so many Reese-ons why chocolates and peanut butter are a great combo
Those who invest in chocolate put their money behind bars
Punny Messages for Gifting Chocolate-Related Gifts
If you’re looking for a cute chocolate pun to add to a card/note attached to some chocolate-related gifts, here are some chip-mendous ideas:
You’re my kinder person
I love you a choco-lot
Thanks a crunch!
I love you dairy much
You stole a Reese’s Piece of my heart
I am cocoa-nuts about you
I knew you were truffle when you walked in
You are the brightest star in the Milky Way
There are so many Reese’ons why you’re the best
Punny Chocolate Jokes
Last but not least, if you’re in need of a fun chocolate themed dad joke to bust out, here are a few that will make sure everyone Snickers.
What do you call a cow with a stutter? Cacao
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookie
What do you call a lamb dipped in chocolate? A chocolate baa
What kind of chocolate do you find in the fluff catching drawer of the dryer? Lindt
What is the spookiest type of chocolate? Kinder Boo-enos
What kind of chocolate bar can you eat in a library? A Wispa
What kind of sweet is never on time? Choco-late
What is a chocolate covered car called? Ferrari Rocher
Did we miss any of your favorite Chocolate Puns?
Let us know in the comments so we can add more to our list!