50+ Beach Puns & Jokes for Instagram Captions That You’ll Shorely Love

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Searching the seven seas for the best beach pun? Check out these sand-sational collections of wordplay!

Whether you are sharing some sun-believable shots or searching for a joke that will have your friends saying shell yeah, check out our lists of beach puns, jokes and Instagram captions that will help you seas the day.

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General Beach Puns & Wordplay for Instagram Captions

Whether you’re posting a photo of yourself lazing on the beach or simply gramming your beach day scenery, you might be in need of a punny caption to go along with it. Here are some options that are shore to please:

Suns out, puns out

Beach you to it

I sea what you did there

Seas the day

Feeling fine and sandy

My beach puns deserve a sanding ovation

Keep palm and carry on

Feeling beachy keen

I can sea clearly now

Tis the sea-sun

Girls just wanna have sun

99 problems but a beach ain’t one

Beach please

My day at the seaside got a bit out of sand

Sun-believable

If you can’t beach ‘em, join ‘em

Sea ya later!

If there’s a will, there’s a wave

Tropic it like it’s hot

Fresh to depth

Whats up Playa

We shore are going to have a great time

Don’t worry, beach Happy

Go with the float

Where my beaches at?

Getting a dose of vitamin sea

Beach right back

It’s a shore thing

Going craz-sea

Don’t get tide down

Nama’stay’ at the beach

I need to be rehabilitated

Living in a fanta’sea’ world

Beach don’t kill my vibe

This is my Resting beach face

Beach don’t kill my vibe

Who’s shore daddy?

Punny Messages for Gifting Beach-Related Gifts

If you’re looking for a cute beach pun to add to a card/note attached to some beach-related gifts, here are some ideas that will help you beach all the competition:

Don’t let the tide get you down

Thanks for being sun-derstanding

You and me, It’s a shore thing

Long time, no sea

You’re turtle-y awesome

Whale you be mine

Seas and greetings

Fish you were here

High tide or low tide, I’ll always by your side

You make me happy as a clam

Beach Jokes

Last but not least, if you’re in need of a fun beach themed joke to bust out, are a few that will definitely float your boat.

What did the pirates take to stay healthy? Vitamin Sea

Why did the crab cross the beach? To get to the other tide

What’s the best day to go to the beach? SUNday

What did the tree wear to the beach? Swimming trunks

Why do people like to go in salt water? Because pepper water would make us sneeze

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