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If you are in knead of some good bread puns, jokes and Instagram captions then you butter check out the hot bun-dles below.
Whether you are seeking a good joke to lift a crumby mood, a way to show off your breakfast #bagoals or a nice idea for a gift, we can guarantee you’ll want a pita these.
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General Bread Puns & Wordplay for Instagram Captions
Whether you’re showing off a gorgeous homemade loaf, or just posing with some crustworthy bread from a bakery, you might be in need of a punny caption to go along with it. For these highly important instances, here are some ideas to help you dough-light your followers:
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis
Bake me up before you dough dough
Bready or not, here I crumb
I always rise to the occasion when it comes to baking bread
You are second to Naan
The urge to bake bread hits you when you yeast expect it
Just trying to go with the dough
You have a pita my heart
Omg I am so bready for this
I’m not trying to butter you up, I really do loaf you
I don’t know why, but whenever I take a photo of my loaf of bread, it comes out grain-y.
Ryes & shine
Did you know that bread puns always happen when you yeast expect them?
And another one bites the crust
Rye so serious?
Challah if you knead me
Call me butter, cause I’m on a roll
Toastally the best
I need you to knead me
Having a loafly day
What a breadtaking sight
If loafing you is wrong, I don’t want to be right
You know what they say, no pain, no grain!
Punny Messages for Gifting Bread
If you’re looking for a cute bread pun to add to a card/note attached to a bread-themed gift, here are some adorable ideas that crumb to mind:
Somebody loafs you
Because you’re the best thing since sliced bread
Hope you have a loafly holiday
Unlike this bread, my love for you will never get stale
Hope you enjoy this, it’s the yeast I could do
Ciabatta enjoy this, I made it myself
Here’s a toast to you
You’re challah I need and more
A little treat to show dough much I loaf you
Hope you think these rolls are a cinna-win
Concha see how much you mean to me
I think you are unbaguette-able
A special something for my favorite weirdough
A little something to help you get gingerb-ready for the holidays
Here’s a little lovin from our oven
Bread Jokes
Last but not least, if you’re in need of a fun bread themed joke to bust out, here are some ideas:
What does making too many bread puns lead to? Self-loaving
Why did the rolls hang out on a street corner? They were just loafing around
Why doesn’t everyone like puns about hero sandwiches? They are sub-par
What did the piece of toast say to the psychic? Wow, you really bread my mind.
Why do dough balls throw great parties? Because they always they rise to the occasion.
What happens if a baguette forgets its umbrella? It’ll get soaking wheat all over.
How does bread remember things? It uses Toast-It notes.
You know what they say, bread is like the sun, it rises in the yeast.
Why do bakers always work at the weekends? Because they knead the dough.
Why did the two slices of bread run away from the bakery? They wanted to grow mould together.
Why doesn’t bread like warm weather? Because it gets too toast-y.
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