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Looking for a hiss-terically good cat pun? We’re not kitten when we say we’ve got the purrrfect puns for you!
We’ve put together our best list of cat puns, jokes and Instagram captions that we guarantee are pretty a-mew-sing
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General Cat Puns & Wordplay for Instagram Captions
In need of a cute punny caption for a cat photo, whether you’re showing off your own furry friend or a fun costume? Here are some purr-fect options:
Meow you doin?
Time to put on my thinking cat and figure out a good pun
Lookin good and feline fine
Tabby or not tabby? that is the question
Living for this mew-ment
All you knead is love
Oh, paw-lease
Don’t be such a copycat
It ain’t easy being purrfect
Living in a gangsta’s purr-adise
The idea of getting a cat is pretty purr-suasive
Don’t have a hiss-y fit
Anything’s paw-sible if you try
Hey, can you help meowt here?
Don’t want to work, just want to play with cats, I’m pro-cat-stinating
I’ve got a feline…that tonight’s going to be a good night
I will never fur-get you
This is so paw-some!
Stay paw-sitive
Hmm..something here seems pretty fur-miliar
Enjoying the meow-ment
Are you furry-real?
I’ve got a feline…that tonight’s going to be a good night
Love long and paws-prer
What a cat-as-trophy
Don’t be such a sourpuss
Someone needs a catitude adjustment
You’ve got to be kitten me
Best friends fur-ever
And the rest is hiss-tory
Punny Messages for Gifting Cat-Related Gifts
If you’re looking for a cute cat pun to add to a card/note attached to some cat-related gifts, here are some paw-ssibilities:
Meowy Christmas!
Mew got what I need
You’re im-paw-sibly great
Happy Purr-thday!
I think you’re one cool cat
You’re a cat-ch
To me, you are purr-fect
You are fur-bulous
A little something to help with your bad mewd
I’m purr-plexed by you
Love your great purr-sonality
You’re so purr-ty
Punny Cat Jokes
Last but not least, if you’re in need of a fun cat themed dad joke to bust out, here are some that are perfect for kitten around:
How is cat food sold? Usually, purr the can
If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on? Their paws
What do cats do after a fight? They hiss and make up
What do cats wear to bed? Paw-jamas
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain
What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse
What do cats love to do in the morning? Read the mewspaper
Did we miss any of your favorite Cat Puns?
Let us know in the comments so we can add more to our list!