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Are you in the biscuit-ness of finding some good cookie puns? Then let us treat you to our dough-to favorites.
If you struggling to chews the right cookie pun, joke, or Instagram caption then not to worry, we are happy to help chip-in so you can bake the most of your great content.
Whether to go with some Christmas food gifts or DIY Thanksgiving treats, we hope you love the cookie puns below!
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General Cookie Puns & Wordplay for Instagram Captions
In need of a cute punny caption for your latest cookie creations, or simply a snap of your favorite bakery treats? Here are some options that we hope will Crumb in handy:
Sometimes you gotta risk it for the biscuit
Love at first bite
I chews you
Good things crumb to those who wait
Everything happens for a raisin
Life is what you bake of it
This was a cookie mistake
Look how a-dough-rable these cookies are!
Whatever crumbles your cookie
That’s one tough cookie
All good things crumb to an end
Bakers gonna bake
Chews-day is the best day to eat cookies
Bake me up before you dough dough
Don’t mind him, he’s a little cookie
Raisin the roof
The winner bakes it all
My love for cookies is s’more than a feeling
How doughpe are these cookies going to be?
Let’s bake the world a butter place
Chip chip hooray!
Oreo a cookie lover too?
Oh crumbs, I dropped my cookie!
Don’t be so crummy
Go on and bake my day
A batch made in heaven
Oh, for goodness bakes
I ate so many cookies I was sick, it may have been an overdough-se
Some things are butter left unsaid
That’s the way the cookie crumbles
This is quite literally how the cookie crumbles
Hey, you know what they say, easy crumb easy dough
Nothing like a good wake & bake
Aren’t these cookies absolutely a-dough-rable?
Punny Messages for Gifting Cookie-Related Gifts
If you’re looking for a cute cookie pun to add to a card/note attached to some cookie-related gifts, here are some ideas that every will be l’oven.
My dear cookie, you are the raisin I smile
Would chew be mine?
You’re a-dough-rable
Without you I’d crumble
Friend-chip goals
You bake me so happy
You’re a chip off the old bloc
You make my dreams crumb true
You are one smart cookie
I a-dough you
We’re a batch baked in heaven
Punny Cookie Jokes
Last but not least, if you’re in need of a fun cookie themed dad joke to bust out, here are a few that are crumble-lievable:
What do you get when you use a deer-shaped cookie cutter? Cookie doe
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee
What kind of cookie is never on time? ChocoLATE ones
What do you call a snack thief? A crook-ie
Did we miss any of your favorite Puns?
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