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Digging around for some fabulous flower puns? We’ve got some good ones ready to grow.
Below, we’ve collected a bunch of blossom flower puns, jokes and Instagram captions.
… We garden-tee you’ll lilac them a lot.
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General Flower Puns & Wordplay for Instagram Captions
Whether you’re posting a photo of yourself with a bouquet or gramming some picture-perfect flowers in the wild, you might be in need of a punny caption to go along with it. If you need some bud-diful ideas, here are some ideas:
Ok, bloomer
Hosta la vista, baby
Peony for your thoughts?
What in carnation
Begonia. Don’t stay
You made my daisy
All dressed up and nowhere to grow
I ain’t dandelion
What a re-leaf
Best buds forever
Are you feeling bouquet?
Every daisy is better with you
Time to put the petal to the metal
Every dogwood has its day
Back to the fuschia
Take it or leaf it
I wasn’t all that interested in flowers, but I planted a few seeds, and they grew on me
Hi buddy, how ya doin’?
I’m telling you, once and floral
Looks like someone rose to the occasion
You’ve put me in an orchid position
Thistle be a beautiful day
Sunflower Power
Last bud not least
Thistle while you work
Don’t be so impatiens
Get clover it
I literally plant even, that’s just ranunculus
Take a leaf of faith
Oopsie daisy
Head clover heels
Hey bud, how’s it growing?
Seed you later
Some bud-y to love
Don’t stop be-leafing
You grow girl
Needed to get more flower cause I hadn’t botany
Punny Messages for Gifting Flowers
If you’re looking for a cute flower pun to add to a card/note attached to some flowers, here are some ideas that’ll show you Rose to the occasion:
I can’t wait to kiss your tulips
You’re simply iris-istible
You’re dandy. I’m not lion
A little something to brighten your bud day
Our friendship is unbe-leaf-able
Iris you a very happy birthday
I think of you every daisy
I’m rooting for you
I lilac you
I’m proud to be orchid
Flower Jokes
Last but not least, if you’re in need of a fun flower themed joke to bust out, are a few that will solidify your position as joke master once and floral.
What do you call a French baker’s favourite flower? Croissanthemum
What do you get when you cross a dog with a plant? A collie flower
What do Australians use for their sunburn? Aloe, mate
What kind of wine do flowers love to drink? Rosé
What do you call a flower that glows in the dark? A light bulb
What’s an amnesiac sailor’s favourite flower? Forget-me-knots
Did we miss any of your favorite Puns?
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