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All work and no neigh? Don’t be dis-trot, we’ve got all the horse puns you need!
We’ve put together our best lists of horse puns, jokes, and Instagram captions that are sure to stirrup some laughs and definitely won’t leave you with a long face.
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General Horse Puns & Wordplay for Instagram Captions
In need of a cute punny caption for a horse pic, whether it’s your own or you’re dressed up as one for Halloween? Here are some that are amane-zing.
Oh, hay there
To be or not to be. That’s the equestrian
Don’t give me the colt shoulder
Horse puns, yay or neigh?
May the horse be with you
The colt never bothered me anyway
Quit trying to stirrup trouble
My mane squeeze
My, my how the stables have turned
Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup
Don’t do anything foal-ish
How colt is that?
Watch me whip, watch me neigh neigh
A crazy little thing colt love
Fieldin’ good and lookin fine
I can foal it in my bones
In the spur of the moment
I have a half-horse friend, he always needs to be the centaur of attention
It’s way pasture bedtime
What an equest-ionable decision
Get ready for the mane event
Time we layed all our cards on the stable
I field you
It’s all about stable thinking and the ability to say nay
Horses really enjoy playful canter
Running a bit late, better hoof it
Time to hit the hay
Why so sad-dle?
Quit foal-ing around
Don’t act so pony
He’s not sick, he’s just a little horse
Have you ever met herbivore?
Punny Messages for Gifting Horse-Related Gifts
If you’re looking for a cute horse pun to add to a card/note attached to some horse-related gifts, here are some ideas that will make any gift recipient giddy…up.
Mare-y Christmas!
You’ve got my end-horse-ment
A little something for my mane man
You make me foal so happy
Howdy, neigh-bour
I can’t de-neigh how much I love you
Thanks for your great horse-pitality
I’d never say neigh to you
Punny Horse Jokes
Last but not least, if you’re in need of a fun horse themed dad joke to bust out, Here are some that will gain you a colt following.
What is a horses favorite type of wine? Chardon-hay
Where do horses go when they’re sick? The horse-pital
What did the waiter say to the horse? I can’t take your order. That’s not my stable
Why did the horse eat with its mouth open? Because it had bad stable manners
Why do cowboys like to ride horses? Because they’re too heavy to carry
What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee? Neigh buzz
What do racehorses eat? Fast Food
How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!
Did we miss any of your favorite Horse Puns?
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