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Like unrinsed spaghetti, pasta and great puns stick together well
Are you getting a little saucy trying to find some good pasta puns, jokes, or captions for Instagram?
Not to worry, the pesto’s yet to come! Below we have organized a great selection for you to browse, and Bigoli we sure think you’ll like them.
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General Pasta Puns & Wordplay for Instagram Captions
Whether you’re posting a photo of yourself with a tasty restaurant pasta or gramming some homemade pasta from scratch, you might be in need of a punny caption to go along with it. Here are some options you dough not want to pass-ta up.
Farfalle-n for this pasta
Pasta or basta
It’s the pesto both worlds
This too shall pasta
How pre-pasta-rous
Come and spaghet-it!
I ain’t alfredo no ghost
No time fusilli games
After a good bowl of noodles, your troubles will all pasta way
It’s meatb-all in a day’s work
Bright lights in the big ziti
Sweet dreams are made of mac ‘n cheese
Everything is sauce-some
Spaghetti is a part of my daily rotini
You cannoli do so much
Come a grain?
Good pasta is the anti-dough-te for all your troubles
Eating green sauce with pasta is the pesto way to enjoy it
A penne saved is a penne earned
Dressed to im-pesto
Meatb-all aboard!
Absolutely, pasta-tively
That is tortellini accurate. You’re so fusilli
Time to get the meat-ball rolling
Anelli fell off my chair when I tasted how good this was
I do not want to make a parmigiana, so ricotta make the lasagna
A penne for your thoughts
Pasta la vista, baby
A type of pasta that is best eaten alone is a Ravi-lonely
The pesto the worst
Mission Impastable
That looks very sauce-spicious…
Stop and smell the flours
I just want to pasta picture of this great meal, but I don’t know a good caption…
Here today, gone tomato
Fun fact of the day; the smallest type of pasta is a length of about a centimeter orzo
Punny Messages for Gifting Pasta-Related Gifts
If you’re looking for a cute pasta pun to add to a card/note attached to some pasta-related gifts, here are some pasta-bilities:
Sometimes I feel cannelloni, but then I remember I have you
I think you’re tortalini awesome
Hope you gnocchi how great you are
Hope you like this, It cost a pretty penne
I think you’re really spätzle
I am sorry your gift is pasta due
Congratulations you’re a winner, here is your trofie
Don’t you spaghetti bout me
Pasta Jokes
Last but not least, if you’re in need of a fun pasta themed joke to bust out, are a few that will help you pasta the test:
What is Forest Gump’s favorite pasta? Penne
What type of pasta do they serve in haunted houses? fettuccini afraid
When someone cries over a bowl of vegetarian spaghetti, it becomes a meat bawl
What do you call a portion of fake spaghetti? an impasta
What do you call it when pasta gets sick? Mac n’ sneeze
Why couldn’t the pasta maker get into his apartment? because he had gnocchi
Why don’t raviolis ever get invited to hang out? because they are a little square
Did We Miss Any Of Your Favorite Pasta Puns?
Let us know in the comments so we can add more to our list!