99+ Candy Puns, Jokes & Wordplay for Instagram Captions and Gifting

Looking for some sweet candy puns to go with your next Instagram caption, or cute gift tag?

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The article below is Choc full of unique candy puns, jokes & wordplay that are guaranteed to Sweet you off your feet.

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General Candy Puns & Captions for Instagram Captions

There are many reasons why you might need a good candy pun for the gram – from photos of handmade candies to snaps of your Halloween haul. Here are some options that you can-dy feel free to steal:

Life is sweet.

Yes we candy.

Approaching life with a candyo attitude.

Can I sweet you off your feet?

I thought it was time to sweet things up a little.

Keepin’ candy handy.

Guess I jumped the Gum a little bit here.

These are my confections…

I’ve got a confection to make.

I’m on the edge of my Sweet over here!

Candy Bar Sayings & Name Puns for Gifts 

Now let’s get into the good stuff! If you’re in need of a punny candy bar saying for gifting purposes, here’s a list of adorable options broken down by candy type.

Air Heads

• Thanks for always being a breath of fresh Air

Almond Joy

• Thank you for bringing so much Joy to my life!
• Almond love with you. Thank you for sparking so much Joy!
• You spark Joy <3

Blow Pops

• Life without you would Blow
• Thank you for adding a Pop of fun into my life!
• You always Blow me away

Butterfinger

• My life is so much Butter with you in it

Cadbury Creme Egg

• I’m always so Egg-cited to see you
• You’re the Creme of the crop

Candy Corn

• Hope this isn’t too Corny
• You were Candy Corn to be wild, and I respect that

Cherry Sours

• Life is so much cherr-easier with you
• I’d be sour without you around

Clark Bar

• I know you love candy, so I hope I didn’t miss the Clark on this one

Crunch

• I have a Crunch on you

Dots

• I dot know what I would do without you

Fruit Gushers

• Sorry to be gushing about how much I love you
• Sorry to be gushing about how great you are

Fun Dip

• Life with you is always Fun
• Dip you know how much I love you?

Gobstoppers

• Your beauty is gob-stopping!
• Oh my gob, you’re the best

Goobers

• You’re my favorite Goober

Hot Tamales

• You’re such a hot tamale
• Thanks for being my hot tamale
• Because you’re hot

Hubba Bubba

• Hubba bubba! You’re looking good
• Hubba you like this treat

Jawbreakers

• Because your beauty is jaw-dropping

Jolly Rancher

• Thanks for always making me feel Jolly

JujyFruits

• Thank you for never Jugy-ing me
• I love ju 

Junior Mints

• We’re mint to be 
• To the most mint-eresting person I know

Kit Kat

• You’re such a Kit Kat-ch!
• Life without you would be a Kit Katastrophe.
• You deserve a Break.
• Check out our full list of Kit Kat puns for more

Laffy Taffy

• Thank you for always making me Laffy
• Hope this taffy makes you laffy

Lifesavers

• Thanks for being such a lifesaver

M&Ms

• Because you’re so M&Mazing 
• Thanks for being M&M – mesmerizing and mine!
• Thanks for adding so much color into my life.
• Thank you for always being so M&Mpathetic.
• Check out our full list of M&M puns for more

Mars Bars

• Love you to Mars and back

Mike and Ike

• I mike & ike you a lot 
• I think I Mike Ike you.

Milk Duds

• Life without you would be a Dud

Milky Way

• You’re my favorite in all the Milky Way

Mounds

• I love you an insane a-Mound

Nerds

• Some nerds for my favorite nerd

Oh Henry

• Hope you’re Oh Hungry

Pez

• Here’s a Pez offering
• Love & Pez
• You’re the Pez-t!

Pop Rocks

• Because you rock
• Thanks for adding a pop of fun into my life

Raisinets

• Because there are so many Raisins I love you
• Don’t need a Raisin to spoil you!
• Thanks for being a Raisin I smile

Razzles

• I love your Razz

Red Hots

• Because you’re red hot

Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup

• You are truly i-Reese-sistible
• Chin up, Peanut Butter Cup

Reese’s Pieces

• You are truly i-Reese-sistible
• Without you, I’d be in Pieces

Riesen

• Thanks for being the Riesen I smile
• There are so many Riesens I love you
• I adore you an unRiesenable amount

Ring Pop

• Thanks for making sure life is never bo-Ring
• Thanks for keeping life interest-ring
• Just wanted to Pop in with a sweet surprise!

Rolo

• I like the way you Rolo
• Thanks for Rolo-ing with me
• Life with you is like an epic Rolo-coaster ride

Skittles

• Just a Skittle gesture to brighten up your day

Skor

• I can’t believe I Skor’d you
• Having you in my life is such a Skor

Smarties

• You’re such a Smartie

Snickers

• Thanks for always making me Snicker

Sour Patch Kids

• Without you, I’m in a sour patch
• Life without you is so sour 

Starburst

• I love you so much my heart could (star)burst

SweetTarts

• You’re my SweetTart
• Thank you for being such a SweetTart

Take 5

• Because whenever I see your face, I needa Take 5 to recover

Three Musketeers

• Thanks for always helping me wipe away my Muske-Tears
• Hope you have a Three Musket-eerific day

Toblerone

• You’re the Tobler-ONLY one for me 
• Some candy for my one and Tobler-only 
• I’d be so Tobler-lonely without you 
• So happy to call you my Tobler-own

Tootsie Pop

• Just wanted to Pop in with a gift
• It’s always great to Toot-see you

Twix

• So I can Twix you into loving me
• Told you I had some Twix up my sleeve

Twizzlers

• My life with you Twizz perfect
• Your personality Twizz perfect

Werther’s Original

• Because you’re so original 
• A treat for any type of Werther

Whoppers

• I whop you so much
• You’re whop-viously awesome

Wunderbar

• Thanks for being Wunder-ful
• You are so Wunder-ous

York Peppermint Patties

• We are pepper-mint to be
• You deserve a Pattie on the back!
• York the best!

Candy Name Puns & Wordplay for Instagram Captions

Looking for more candy Instagram caption ideas? Here are some more candy name puns and wordplay that makes for great captions on the gram.

Air Heads

Feeling a little airheaded today.

Almond Joy

Just a bundle of (almond) joy.

Blow Pops

A day without pops is a day that blows.

Butterfingers

Life’s just butter with Butterfingers.

Cadbury Creme Egg

Keep calm and Cadbury on.

Candy Corn

Are punny captions too candy corny?

Cherry Sours

I cherry-sh every sour that comes my way.

Clark Bar

You can always trust chocolate to add some Clark to your day.

Crunch

I have a Crunch on this chocolate, for real.

Dots

I dot get why I don’t eat these more often!

Fruit Gushers

Lovin’ life and I can’t stop Gushing.

Fun Dip

Not so skinny dipping.

Gobstoppers

Oh my gob.

Goobers

Getin’ a goob job.

Hot Tamales

Hot to trot.

Feeling hungry, so gonna eat Tamale.

Hubba Bubba

Hubba nice day, bubba.

Feeling Bubba-ly today.

Jawbreakers

This counts as getting a Jawb, right?

Jolly Rancher

Mind Jol own business, rancher.

JujyFruits

Making some bougie and jujy decisions.

Junior Mints

Guess this was all Mint to be.

Kit Kat

Kit kalm and karry on.

Kit Katch me if you kan.

All Kitted out.

Laffy Taffy

I laffy whenever I eats my taffy.

Live, love, laffy taffy.

Lifesavers

These bad boys saved my life.

Lifesavers? More like life-savours… amirite?

M&Ms

M&Mpire state of mind.

Candy puns are so M&Mbarassing.

Mars Bars

Love these bars to Mars and back.

These bars are A-Mars-ing.

Mike and Ike

Mike and Ike? More like I Mike and Like.

Wanna try some? There’s a chance you Mike Ike it.

Milk Duds

Today was a dud.

What a dud of a day.

I’d tell you what a dud my day was, but I don’t want to milk it.

Milky Way

My fave candy in the entire Milky Way.

Mounds

Aint no mound-tain high enough.

Nerds

Felt nerdy – might delete later.

Oh Henry

Oh Henry-tten notes are my fave.

Feelin’ a little Oh Hungry.

Pez

The Pez-t I’ve ever had.

Pop Rocks

I may not play any instruments, but I do Pop Rock hard.

Raisinets

What a Raisin to smile.

Razzles

Kiss my Razz.

Red Hots

Got a Red Hote date tonight.

Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup

A candy pun? Sorry, couldn’t reese-ist.

Was having a rough day but this really cheered me cup.

Reese’s Pieces

A candy pun? Sorry, couldn’t reese-ist.

Sorry, I’m in Pieces today.

Riesen

The only Riesen I had a good day.

Whenever I’m feeling sad, I find a Riesen to smile.

Ring Pop

I liked it so I put a Ring on it.

Had a kind of bo-Ring day.

Rolo

Today was a bit of a Rolo-coaster.

Skittles

Crazy Skittle thing called love.

Skittle house on the Prairie.

Skor

Skor’d the best snack today.

Candy puns? What a Skor!

Snickers

You laugh, I Snicker.

Sour Patch Kids

Going through a bit of a Sour Patch at the moment.

No Kidding – life has been a little Sour these days.

Starburst

Feeling a little starburst-y eyed.

A sky full of star…bursts.

SweetTarts

Hey, SweetTart.

Take 5

Excuse me, I just gotta Take 5.

Three Musketeers

All for one, and one for me.

Toblerone

Had to get my Tobler on.

My Tobler-only meal today.

Tootsie Pop

Always great tootsie you.

Twix

Teaching an old dog new Twix.

Twizzlers

Life twizz a funny thing.

Life is full of Twizz-ts and turns.

Werther’s Original

Werther I’m sad or happy, these always hit the spot.

Gotta have more sugar before I Werther away.

Whoppers

I whop these so much.

Whop-viously had a sugar-filled day.

Wunderbar

Today was totally wunder-ful.

York Peppermint Patties

Thought I deserved a Pattie on the back today.

Candy Jokes

Lastly, if you’re just looking for candy-related jokes, here are a few that are sure to make you Snicker:

Which brands of candy do the best in school?
Nerds and smarties.

Which candy has the best wrapper?
M&M(s)

How did the candy thief get away?
They had a ton of Twix up their sleeve.

Why did the candy thief get caught?
He had Butterfingers.

Which brand of candy is the funniest?
Snickers.

Why did the doctor prescribe candy?
Because the patient needed treat-ment.

What do you call happy people who own a candy ranch?
Jolly Ranchers.

What is every candy lover’s favorite genre of music?
Pop rock.

Did we miss any of your favorite candy puns or jokes?

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