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Looking for some sweet M&M puns and jokes for your next Instagram caption or gift tag?
This post is here to put you in an M&Mpire state of mind.
Below, you’ll find a list of M&M puns, jokes & wordplay that are guaranteed to make you smile a choco-lot.
We hope you find what you’re looking for, and be sure to check out our full list of candy puns for more sweet inspo.
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Cute M&M Puns for Gifts
Gifting M&Ms to someone special, or sending them an M&M themed gift? Here are some cute ideas for notes to add on.
Because you’re so M&Mazing
I appreciate you a choco-lot.
Thanks for being M&M – mesmerizing and mine!
Thanks for adding so much color into my life.
Thank you for always being so M&Mpathetic.
Thank you for M&Mbracing all my flaws.
Thank you for making everything that’s M&Mpossible feel possible.
You’re the best for always M&Mpowering me to be my best.
A treat for always being so M&Mpressive.
(For peanut M&Ms) I’m nuts about you
(For peanut M&Ms) Thank you for sticking around even though I’m nuts
(For peanut M&Ms) I’d go nuts without you
(For peanut M&Ms) Thankful we can be nuts together
General M&M Puns & Wordplay
Need an M&M pun for an Instagram caption, or something to write in a cute card? Here are some ideas.
M&Mpire state of mind.
Feeling pretty M&Motional these days.
Candy puns are so M&Mbarassing.
M&Mbracing my sweet tooth.
I have to once again M&Mphasize how much I love chocolate.
I don’t usually eat chocolate but this felt like an M&Mergency.
Made an M&Mpulsive decision to eat way too much chocolate.
It’s honestly M&Mpressive how much chocolate I can eat.
M&M Jokes
Who was the chocolate’s favorite rapper?
M&M
Why was it hard for the M&M to find a partner?
It was tough breaking through their shell.
Did we miss any of your favorite M&M puns or jokes?
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