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Looking for some un-bear-ably good puns? Our lists below are sure to get you growling with laughter!
Whether you need a good bear pun, Instagram caption or just get your paws on the perfect joke, we’ve got something fur all your needs.
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General Bear Puns & Wordplay for Instagram Captions
In need of a cute punny caption for a bear pic, whether they’re cuddly toy bears or fiercer ones out in the wild? Here are some that are bear-y clever:
Just bear with me, I’ll think of a good pun in a minute
Nothing like koalaty time
Awe, you paw thing
All the right koalifications
Things are about to get grizzly
Doing the bear minimum
Just gotta paws for the cause
Oh, how embarrassing
I’m all about the bear necessities
I’m always interested in a good bargain
Shall we paws and reflect?
Ready, teddy, go!
Feel the bearn
Let’s paws and take a breather
Nothing is impawsible, if you set your mind to it
This is just unbearievable
Paws off
Taking a minute to paw-se and have a look
I saw it with my beary own eyes
What panda-monium
I could do this fur-ever
This place is too pawsh for me
I can bearly stand another one of these puns
Bear with me, almost ready
Give me a second to get my bearings
It’s just not pawsible
This bears a slight resemblance
Bearied in thought
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but…
Time to strike a paws
Punny Messages for Gifting Bear-Related Gifts
f you’re looking for a cute bear pun to add to a card/note attached to some bear-related gifts, here are some ideas that are pretty paw-some:
May the season bear gifts of joy
Life would be unbearable without you
You are so beary special
I hope you have a stu-panda-ous day
I can’t wait to growl old with you
You are a koala-ty friend
I can’t bear it here without you
Punny Bear Jokes
Last but not least, if you’re in need of a fun bear themed dad joke to bust out, Here are some that are well worth bearing in mind:
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear
What did the teddy bear say after dinner? I’m stuffed
What do you call a freezing bear? A brrrrrrr
What do you call a grizzly bear in a phone booth? Stuck
How can a bear catch fish without a pole? They use their bear hands
Why do bears have a hairy coat? Fur protection
What’s a panda’s favorite breakfast? Panda-cakes
Did we miss any of your favorite Bear Puns?
Let us know in the comments so we can add more to our list!