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Coffee and wordplay are the perfect blend to java good time
Do you like coffee a latte? Are you looking for the right words to express how much someone beans to you?
Search no further, we have just the perfect blend of coffee puns, jokes and Instagram captions to help you brew your best.
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General Coffee Puns & Wordplay for Instagram Captions
Whether you’re posing with a your brew-tiful morning coffee or capturing some glorious latte art, you might be in need of a punny caption to go along with it. For these highly important instances, here are some ideas to help you espress-o your thoughts:
Au Lait there
Rise & grind
Life’s a pour
Better latte than never.
Every latte thing is gunna be alright
Hasta Barista, baby.
On that daily grind
The day can only go cup from here
Deja Brew
Give me a moment, I just need to Venti
Trying to blend in
Lost in delusions of Grande
I like my coffee Iced, Iced Baby
After my coffee, I’m not a freddo anything the day has in store
Life’s a drip
It’s hard to show some ristretto when you love coffee as much as I do
Keep your feet on the grounds
Hit me with your best shot
Don’t worry, be frappe!
#Frappehour
#Muglife
#Nofilter
The secret to a good morning; stay grounded
Before I get my coffee, I always feel a bit de-press-ed
Affogato-bout it
That’s not decaf of it, come meet me for a coffee later and I’ll spill the beans
Before I get my morning coffee, I have no filter
Drip it like its hot
Café all day
Blend It like Beckham
You’re mocha-ing me crazy
I’ll have what she’s java-ing
Feelin a bit Dripsy
Too much espresso can cause a latte problems
Punny Messages for Gifting Coffee
If you’re looking for a cute coffee pun to add to a card/note attached to a coffee-themed gift, here are some adorable ideas that will brew just fine:
You’re the crema the crop
Someone’s bean thinking of you…
Happy H-au laite-days!
because I like you a latte
I got this espresso-ly for you!
Thank you for bean such a great friend
Just a little treat to espresso how much you bean to me
Merry Christmas Blend!
I think you’re really doppio
Hope this gift is a yes and not an Americano for you
I have trouble Espresso-ing my feelings for you, so here’s some coffee
I’m all about that thing you brew
Coffee Jokes
Last but not least, if you’re in need of a fun coffee themed joke to bust out, here are some ideas:
What do you call a coffee robbery? a mugging
Relationship status? It’s caffeinated
What did the coffee say to its date? Hey there, hot stuff!
Why was the espresso always checking his watch? he was pressed for time
What do you call a sick cup of coffee? a coughy mug
What do you call it when you drink coffee instead of working? Procaffeinating
Did We Miss Any of Your Favorite Coffee Puns?
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