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When sip happens, wine puns help.
Whether you are looking for a punny phrase for the perfect girl gang photo, a grape joke, or a card that’s prosecco-nd to none, we have put together a perfectly blended list of wine puns, jokes and Instagram captions that will surely have you on cloud wine.
We hope you find what you’re looking for!
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General Wine Puns & Wordplay for Instagram Captions
Whether you’re posting a photo of yourself sipping a nice glass of vino, or just posing with your favorite bottle, you might be in need of a punny caption to go along with it. If so, here are some grape ideas:
About to make some pour decisions
Wine puns are never in pour taste
Ain’t no mountain high, ain’t no valley Merlot
Time to sip back and relax
Here’s to one for wine and one for all
Cabernet all day
Watch me sip, watch me Chardonay nay
Que Syrah Syrah
I decant even
You can’t sip with us
Back that glass up
Let’s get fizz-ical
As the old saying goes, Hakuna Moscato and you’ll have no worries
Having a grape time
Hold on a a prosecco
Busy reading between the wines
Chardon-hey
And all that Shiraz
Et tu, Brut?
Champagne at the bit
Everything happens for a Riesling
Time to un-wine
Chateau-tally
Come on, get a Grappa!
In the right place at the white wine
How Merlot can you go?
Put a cork in it
Where there’s a will, there’s a rosé
Yes or vino?
Sippin on cloud wine
Punny Messages for Gifting Wine-Related Presents
If you’re looking for a cute wine pun to add to a card/note attached to a wine-themed gift, here are some wine-derful ideas:
For my partner in wine
With you I’m never Bordeaux-ed
To help you rosé to the occasion
A little something to help you wine down
You’re the wine that I want
You had me at Merlot
Be kind, re-wine
Because I adore the wine I’m with
Like this wine, I Syrah-sly am in love with you
Because, great minds drink alike
Say you’ll be wine
Wine Jokes
Last but not least, if you’re in need of a fun wine themed joke, here are a few ideas to test out:
What do grapes do when you crush them? they wine
Why is wine great for jokes? it’s never in pour taste
What do you call a bad wine hangover? the grape depression
What dogs are best to bring to a vineyard? Bordeaux collie
What’s a vintners favorite holiday? Hallo-wine
What did one bottle say to the other bottle? Your place or wine?
Did we miss any of your favorite Wine puns?
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