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Struggling to pick the right fruit pun? don’t apple-ogize! We’ll apple-y share some of ours!
Whether you’re in the market for the perfect fruit pun, joke or Instagram caption, we are sure you’ll go coconuts for the lists we’ve prepared below.
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General Fruit Puns & Wordplay for Instagram Captions
In need of a cute punny caption for a fruit pic, whether you’re showing off your breakfast or adorable Halloween costume? Here are some that would work pear-fectly:
It takes two to mango
Cherry on, my wayward son
Citris got real
I’d like to apple-ogize for the pun
Neither here, nor pear
I guava soft spot for fruit puns
Lime is what you make of it
He doesn’t guava clue
Feeling like a melon bucks
Practice what you peach
You’ve got to be kiwi-ing me
This is A peach of cake
How Cherrific if this?
Plans are set, I’ve oranged everything
Eat, drink, and be cherry
My fruit puns are mango-nificent
Orange you glad it wasn’t an apple joke?
And they lived apple-y ever after
Grape minds think alike
You’re being un-raisin-able
Apple puns are such apple-us
Why kiwi be friends?
You two can get married but you cantaloupe
Do you want a peach of me?
He’s a bad apple
I can seed clearly now the rain Is gone
If he’s not for you, let that Mango
Lime so done with this
Grape scott!
This is just coco-not my day
Zest friends forever
In the ripe place at the right time
Punny Messages for Gifting Fruit-Related Gifts
If you’re looking for a cute fruit pun to add to a card/note attached to some fruit-related gifts, here are some berry clever ideas:
We wish you a berry Christmas!
Will you be my Valen-lime?
I appreciate your work, I don’t take you for pomegranate
Honeydew you know how much I l adore you?
You’re the zest
You’re cherry sweet
Lime yours
You are plum-believable
A little something to say how much I a-peach-iate you
You can achieve grapeness
Thanks a melon
I love you cherry much
Punny Fruit Jokes
Last but not least, if you’re in need of a fun fruit themed dad joke to bust out, Here are some grape ideas to choose from:
What do you get when you mix a sheep with a banana? A Baa-nana
What did one strawberry say to the other? If you weren’t so sweet, we wouldn’t be in this jam!
What do you call a sleepy fruit? A nap-ricot
Why does a little lemons always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps
What do you call a scary berry? A boo-berry
Why was the cherry by himself? Because the banana split
Why can’t you make a crumble with 3.14 apples? Because that would be a pi
Why are Blackberries never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches
Did we miss any of your favorite Fruit Puns?
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