50+ Fruit Puns & Jokes for Instagram Captions That Are Ultra A-Peeling

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Struggling to pick the right fruit pun? don’t apple-ogize! We’ll apple-y share some of ours!

Whether you’re in the market for the perfect fruit pun, joke or Instagram caption, we are sure you’ll go coconuts for the lists we’ve prepared below.

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General Fruit Puns & Wordplay for Instagram Captions

In need of a cute punny caption for a fruit pic, whether you’re showing off your breakfast or adorable Halloween costume? Here are some that would work pear-fectly:

It takes two to mango

Cherry on, my wayward son

Citris got real

I’d like to apple-ogize for the pun

Neither here, nor pear

I guava soft spot for fruit puns

Lime is what you make of it

He doesn’t guava clue

Feeling like a melon bucks

Practice what you peach

You’ve got to be kiwi-ing me

This is A peach of cake

How Cherrific if this?

Plans are set, I’ve oranged everything

Eat, drink, and be cherry

My fruit puns are mango-nificent

Orange you glad it wasn’t an apple joke?

And they lived apple-y ever after

Grape minds think alike

You’re being un-raisin-able

Apple puns are such apple-us

Why kiwi be friends?

You two can get married but you cantaloupe

Do you want a peach of me?

He’s a bad apple

I can seed clearly now the rain Is gone

If he’s not for you, let that Mango

Lime so done with this

Grape scott!

This is just coco-not my day

Zest friends forever

In the ripe place at the right time

Punny Messages for Gifting Fruit-Related Gifts

If you’re looking for a cute fruit pun to add to a card/note attached to some fruit-related gifts, here are some berry clever ideas:

We wish you a berry Christmas!

Will you be my Valen-lime?

I appreciate your work, I don’t take you for pomegranate

Honeydew you know how much I l adore you?

You’re the zest

You’re cherry sweet

Lime yours

You are plum-believable

A little something to say how much I a-peach-iate you

You can achieve grapeness

Thanks a melon

I love you cherry much

Punny Fruit Jokes

Last but not least, if you’re in need of a fun fruit themed dad joke to bust out, Here are some grape ideas to choose from:

What do you get when you mix a sheep with a banana? A Baa-nana

What did one strawberry say to the other? If you weren’t so sweet, we wouldn’t be in this jam!

What do you call a sleepy fruit? A nap-ricot

Why does a little lemons always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps

What do you call a scary berry? A boo-berry

Why was the cherry by himself? Because the banana split

Why can’t you make a crumble with 3.14 apples? Because that would be a pi

Why are Blackberries never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches

Did we miss any of your favorite Fruit Puns?

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