Looking for THE perfect Halloween alcohol puns to delight your friends (or make them cringe like crazy)? Eye promise this is the post you’ve been looking for.
From endless puns about “boos” to the perfect Halloween themed cocktail names, this post is filled with fun pun & joke ideas that are (of corpse) guaranteed to please.
Enjoy, and be sure to check out our list of Halloween food puns for more inspo.
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General Halloween Alcohol/Drinking Puns & Captions
Alright, let’s start with some fun basic Halloween alcohol puns that are perfect for Instagram captions. Feel free to mix these up and make them your own, but the punny basic building blocks are there fo you to craft THE perfect boozy Halloween caption that will either make your friends laugh, cringe, or a wonderful combination of both.
My favorite part about Halloween? The boos.
Drink up, witches.
I think I need more boo’s please.
Drinking at Halloween is really skele-fun.
Who is excited to get sheet-faced?
What can I say? I was Bone to be wild.
As the saying goes, Ghouls just wanna have fun.
Halloween drinks might not solve all your problems, but they’re worth a shot.
Sorry, too busy at Halloween shenanigans. Alcohol you later.
Looking for a bunny costume because it’s Hoppy hour.
Halloween Cocktail Puns
Looking to create a Halloween-themed cocktail menu? These Halloween cocktail puns make fun Halloweeny puns out of your favorite alcoholic mixed drinks. The only thing better than sipping a tasty cocktail is one with a wonderfully festive & on-theme name. Here are some ideas for you:
Gin and tonic: Grim and tonic
Long island iced tea: Long Eye-land Iced Tea
Bloody Mary (lol this one is already halloween):
Tom Collins: Tomb Collins, Tom Crawl-ins
Moscow Mule: Mask-ow Mule
Martini: Morgue-tini, (Night)Mare-tini
Old-Fashioned: Ghoul-d Fashioned
Tequila Sunrise: Tequil-ya Sunrise, Tequila Sun-RIP
Pimm’s Cup: Pimm’s Cauldron, Pimm’s Cape
Shirley Temple: Shirley Tomb-ple, Shadowy Temple. Spooky Temple
Mai Tai: Mai Tai-rantula, Mai Tai-rrify
Piña Colada: Piña Ghoul-ada
Halloween Liquor & Liqueur Puns
Looking to make your own Halloween alcohol puns or jokes? Here are some Halloween-themed liquor puns that you can easily add into different punchlines, punny cocktail names or just for fun.
Baileys: Boo-leys, Bail-eyes
Bourbon: Boo-bon, Bour-boo-n
Campari: Cat-pari, Candy-pari
Kahlua: Ka-boo-a, Howl-ua
Tequila: Tequil-ya (like to kill ya)
Vodka: Vod-cackle, Vodk-ah!, Vod-kauldron
Whiskey: Witch-sky, Whis-creep
Rum: Gru-rum (like gruesome). Red Rum (like in the Shining), Mummy Rummy
Halloween Beer & Wine Puns
Beer: Boooo-eer, Beer-ie (like eerie), Zom-beer
Bottle: Boo-tle, Blood-tle, Bot-troll
Cider: Sigh-der, Cry-der
Cabernet Sauvignon: Cat-bernet Sauvignon
Pinot Grigio: Pino Grave-gio, Pino Grieve-gio
Sauvignon Blanc: Sauvignon Blood
Syrah: Scare-ah, Sy-RIP
Halloween Alcohol Jokes
Alright, with all those Halloween alcohol puns out of the way, here are a few fun dad jokes that you won’t be able to resist busting out at your next Halloween party. The punchlines all make use of the puns provided above, but feel free to make them your own or put your own twist on them.
What does a drunk ghost say when they try to scare you?
How does the skeleton like his beers?
Chilled to the bone.
What is a ghost’s favorite part of a Halloween party?
What did Jason order at the bar?
A te-killya sunrise.
What do ghosts like to drink when they’re on vacation?
Besides blood, what do Italian vampires like to drink?
What is a zombie’s favorite cocktail?
What is a ghost’s favorite whiskey?
Why did the ghost only drink vodka?
Because he didn’t like other spirits.
What happened at the ghosts’ Halloween party?
They all got sheet-faced.
Do you have any more Halloween alcohol puns or jokes we should add to our list?
Give us your best “shot” below!