50+ Ice Cream Puns & Jokes for Instagram Captions That Aren’t Too Coney

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Searching for a sweet pun to treat your content to? We cone help you with that.

Below, we’ve put together the cream of the crop ice cream puns, jokes and captions for Instagram that are guaranteed to make all your ice cream content the coolest.

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General Ice Cream Puns & Wordplay for Instagram Captions

In need of a cute punny caption for a pic of you with ice cream, or simply a snap of your gorgeous cone on its own? Here are some scoop-tacular options:

Livin the cream

Ice cream, because I’m so excited about this ice cream

Smooth cream-inal

Hey ice cream, wanna spoon?

Sundae Funday

 Today’s forecast is sunny with a chance of sprinkles

Did you hear the scoop?

A cream come true

Ice cream because you are driving me crazy

Scoop! There it is!

A cream come true

You are Legendairy

Do I love ice cream? You sherbet I do!

Anything is popsicle

The great e-scoop

Things are about to pop-sicle off

I love ice cream a waffle lot

Snap, crackle, pop-sicle

I don’t play flavorites when it comes to ice cream

Get here as soon as popsicle

If I won the gelato-ry, I’d spend it all on ice cream

My cone worst enemy

Just a hop, scoop and a jump away

Losing cone-trol

My cone worst enemy

This is going to take up gelato my time

My one and cone-ly

My ice cream and I are waffle-y cute

Losing cone-trol

Sundae is my favorite day of the week

Now, watch me drip

I’m just a big softie for ice cream

Cone and get some

Dairy beloved, we are gathered here today

I cannot imagine a day without ice cream. It is un-cone-stitutional

Sweet treat yo’self

General Ice Cream Puns & Wordplay for Instagram Captions

In need of a cute punny caption for a pic of you with ice cream, or simply a snap of your gorgeous cone on its own? Here are some scoop-tacular options:

You cone do it!

Go shorty, it’s sherbet day

You’re the cream of the crop

You make me melt

Cone-gratulations

I don’t de(soft)serve you

Hope your birthday is gelato fun

I love you un-cone-ditionally

Life is not a rocky road when I’m with you

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Punny Messages for Gifting Ice Cream-Related Gifts

If you’re looking for a cute ice cream pun to add to a card/note attached to some ice cream-related gifts, here are some ideas that are pretty n-ice:

Why did the newspaper talk to the ice cream? He was looking for the scoop

Why is ice cream so bad at tennis? They have a soft serve

Why did the popsicle turn down his job as an ice cream vendor? Because he didn’t want to work on sundaes

Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because of the Rocky Road

What is ice cream’s favorite TV show? Game of Cones

Why do ice cream cones always carry an umbrella? There’s a chance of sprinkles

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