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In search of some fan-stache-tic mustache puns, jokes, and Instagram captions? We’ve got some hairy good ones that are sure to grow on you.
November is all about creating mo’tivation through a great mustache.
The Movember Foundation aims to support and change the face of men’s mental health. So go ahead show your best, donate to the cause or simply grow with the flow through these hair-larious puns, jokes & Instagram captions!
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General Mustache Puns & Wordplay for Instagram Captions
Whether you’re posting a photo of your own fine ‘stache or simply gramming some shots of impressive mustaches in the wild, you might be in need of a punny caption to go along with it. Here are some fan-tash-tic options:
The Movember mustache never skips anyone. It grows on continuously
May ‘stache be with you
What grows along, goes along
Been ‘staching away my Movember motivation
Feeling fan-stach-tic
Don’t bash the ‘stache
I wish you were hair
Keep calm and Mo long
Can you shave it for later if it’s not hairy important?
Just grow with the flow
Excuse the pun, but I mustache you a question
Bro-stache
Hair today, gone tomorrow
Mustache love never ends, it only grows
I have a great mustache pun, but I forgot it. Guess its shaved for later
Don’t forget to shave the date! It’s Movember 1st
You can’t just shave your problems away; you must-ache face them head on
I’m sexy and I grow it
Mo ‘staches for the Movember
Grow it while you can mo it
I wanna tell you a great mustache joke but I’m worried I’ll stubble over my words
Hey guys, what’s growing on?
Can you shave it for later if it’s not hairy important?
Mo bros for life
Just let it grow
The three mustache-ers
I wasn’t sure how I felt about facial hair, but its growing on me
Wearing a mask in public, I grew a mustache without anyone knowing. It’s my secret ‘stache
Considering transitioning my Movembeard to a Decembeard
Time is measured in days, weeks and beards
Mustache: A must have
Do not shave your mustache; it looks fan-stache-tic
Shaving was a big mis-tache
You better not mustache me to shave
Beardy is in the eye of the beholder
You don’t mind may eyebrowse mustache options? I’ll need some time to mullet over
Better shave than sorry
This beard is great, I grew it so must-fast
My mustaches so great, it’s now a family hairloom
Punny Messages for Gifting Mustache-Related Gifts
If you’re looking for a cute mustache pun to add to a card/note attached to some mustache or grooming-related gifts, here are some ideas:
My love for you is a like a mustache, it grows a little more everyday
A little gift keep you mo’tivated
Merry-stach-mas
Have a fan-tashe-tic birthday
Something for my beardiful friend
Mustache Jokes
Last but not least, if you’re in need of a fun mustache themed joke to bust out, are a few that are hairy clever:\
What do you call a cow’s mustache? A moostache
Which snack has a great mustache? A pi-stach-io
Why did the mustache go to the bank? For a shavings account
What did the pirate say to the barber? Arrgh, shav-er me timbers
What did the man say to the tiny grey hair growing on his mustache? All this time, you were growing right under my nose
What type of mustache does a biker grow? A handlebar mustache
What would do you call James Bond with no beard? agent Zero Zero Shaven
Did we miss any of your favorite Mustache Puns?
Let us know in the comments so we can add more to our list!