50+ Mustache Puns & Jokes for Instagram Captions that Are Hair-larious

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In search of some fan-stache-tic mustache puns, jokes, and Instagram captions? We’ve got some hairy good ones that are sure to grow on you.

November is all about creating mo’tivation through a great mustache.

The Movember Foundation aims to support and change the face of men’s mental health. So go ahead show your best, donate to the cause or simply grow with the flow through these hair-larious puns, jokes & Instagram captions!

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General Mustache Puns & Wordplay for Instagram Captions

Whether you’re posting a photo of your own fine ‘stache or simply gramming some shots of impressive mustaches in the wild, you might be in need of a punny caption to go along with it. Here are some fan-tash-tic options:

The Movember mustache never skips anyone. It grows on continuously

May ‘stache be with you

What grows along, goes along

Been ‘staching away my Movember motivation

Feeling fan-stach-tic

Don’t bash the ‘stache

I wish you were hair

Keep calm and Mo long

Can you shave it for later if it’s not hairy important?

Just grow with the flow

Excuse the pun, but I mustache you a question

Bro-stache

Hair today, gone tomorrow

Mustache love never ends, it only grows

I have a great mustache pun, but I forgot it. Guess its shaved for later

Don’t forget to shave the date! It’s Movember 1st

You can’t just shave your problems away; you must-ache face them head on

I’m sexy and I grow it

Mo ‘staches for the Movember

Grow it while you can mo it

I wanna tell you a great mustache joke but I’m worried I’ll stubble over my words

Hey guys, what’s growing on?

Can you shave it for later if it’s not hairy important?

Mo bros for life

Just let it grow

The three mustache-ers

I wasn’t sure how I felt about facial hair, but its growing on me

Wearing a mask in public, I grew a mustache without anyone knowing. It’s my secret ‘stache

Considering transitioning my Movembeard to a Decembeard

Time is measured in days, weeks and beards

Mustache: A must have

Do not shave your mustache; it looks fan-stache-tic

Shaving was a big mis-tache

You better not mustache me to shave

Beardy is in the eye of the beholder

You don’t mind may eyebrowse mustache options? I’ll need some time to mullet over

Better shave than sorry

This beard is great, I grew it so must-fast

My mustaches so great, it’s now a family hairloom

Photo by Movember. Donate here

Punny Messages for Gifting Mustache-Related Gifts

If you’re looking for a cute mustache pun to add to a card/note attached to some mustache or grooming-related gifts, here are some ideas:

My love for you is a like a mustache, it grows a little more everyday

A little gift keep you mo’tivated

Merry-stach-mas

Have a fan-tashe-tic birthday

Something for my beardiful friend

Mustache Jokes

Last but not least, if you’re in need of a fun mustache themed joke to bust out, are a few that are hairy clever:\

What do you call a cow’s mustache? A moostache

Which snack has a great mustache? A pi-stach-io

Why did the mustache go to the bank? For a shavings account

What did the pirate say to the barber? Arrgh, shav-er me timbers

What did the man say to the tiny grey hair growing on his mustache? All this time, you were growing right under my nose

What type of mustache does a biker grow? A handlebar mustache

What would do you call James Bond with no beard? agent Zero Zero Shaven

Did we miss any of your favorite Mustache Puns?

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