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Crust us when we say, you’re going to want a piece of these sweet pie puns.
Oh, pie there. Are you looking for some great pie puns, jokes and Instagram captions? Then look no further. We’ve got the pie-fest selection that will surely be love at first bite.
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General Pie Puns & Wordplay for Instagram Captions
In need of a cute punny caption for your latest pie creation, or simply a candid snap of you consuming a bakery slice? Here are some options that are pie-fectly adorable:
Yes we pecan
This pumpkin pie is absolutely gourdgeous
Go on and bake my day
Letting out a Pie of relief
Piece out, baby
Eyes on the pies
I’m filling awesome
Slice, slice baby
Don’t invade my pie-vacy
I only have pies for you
I s’pie with my little eye…
Oh hey, sweetie pie
Pie love this time of the year
Feast your pies on this
Good-pie my friends
These dessert options will do piesly
Let’s strive for world piece
Beauty is in the pie of the beholder
For goodness bakes
Time to bake the world a better place
Hooked on a filling
The best that money can pie
Absolute pie-fection
Pieing for a tasty pastry
Oh, for goodness bakes
Slice to meet you
My favorite workout is Pie-lates
Baked to pie-fection
Pie’m all ears
It was love at first bite
You want a piece of me?
Feeling extra hap-pie today
Pie there old friend
Crust is a two way street
Slice to meet you
The winner bakes it all
Punny Messages for Gifting Pie-Related Gifts
If you’re looking for a cute pie pun to add to a card/note attached to some pie-related gifts, here are some ideas that will bake anyone’s day:
You’re such a cutie pie
I only have pies for you
You’re the apple of my pie
You keep occu-pie-ing all my thoughts
Pie love you with all of my heart
You bake me so happy
Punny Pie Jokes
Last but not least, if you’re in need of a fun pie themed dad joke to bust out, here are some ideas that would earn you first pies in any competition.
What’s the problem eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year? You’ll get autumn’y ache
Where can you go weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow
What is a snake that loves dessert? a pie-thon
What is a rodent that steals dessert? a pie-rat
What is a mathematician’s favorite dessert? a pie chart
Why did the pie go to the dentist? Because it needed a filling
Did we miss any of your favorite Puns?
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