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Pizza puns can be a bit cheesy, but they are dough good to pass by.
Pizza is un-dough-niably one of the best foods. It’s great for any occasion, going out, staying in, or grabbing a bite on the run.
So if you’ve got a slice piece of content to share, below we have the perfect pizza puns, jokes, and Instagram captions to pair… just crust us!
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General Pizza Puns & Wordplay for Instagram Captions
Whether you’re posting a photo of you with a gorgeous pizza or even your homemade pizza creation, you might be in need of a punny caption to go along with it. Well, here are some you Knead to try out:
The slice is right
This pizza really puts some pep in my step
Cheese to all social media aficionadoughs
No matter how you slice it, a pizza pun would be cheesy
It’s crust a matter of time
I don’t just want pizza. I knead it
This is so great, crust me
You’re a real pizza-work
In crust we trust
For pizzake!
Don’t be so sauce-y with me
Slice, slice, baby
Only a weirdough doesn’t like pizza
Slice to meat you
Choosing what to eat is a pizza cake
You want a pizza me?
Pizzachu! I cheese you
Here today and gone tomato
The only love triangle I want is a slice of pizza
Can you buy me a pizza? I’m trying to save money. I knead the dough
Every pizza me loves every pizza you
Oh cheese, look at this
Be nice, share a slice
Getting out there to cheese the day
Another one bites the crust
Cheese are a few of my favorite things
A little slice of heaven
You’re a lot like a pizza – no matter how you slice it, you’re good
I must be pizza, because everyone wants a slice of me
I crust say, you have melted my heart
No matter how you slice it, we make a great combo
This pizza is almost perfect, not mushroom for improvement
My pizza can’t be topped!
Punny Messages for Gifting Pizza-Related Presents
If you’re looking for a cute pizza pun to add to a card/note attached to a pizza-themed gift, here are some that will dough-finitely make the recipient smile!
I pepper-only have pies for you
You stole a pizza my heart
Something for my home slice
You will always have a pizza my hut
Really, it’s the yeast you can do
Get out there and cheese the day
A little something to show I a-dough you
Pizza Jokes
Last but not least, if you’re in need of a fun pizza themed joke, here are some that will be Topping the rest:
If pizza could talk, what would it say? Probably lots of cheesy things
What are you if can’t decide what kind of pizza to get? You’re indeSLICEsive
What do you call a sleeping pizza? PiZZZZZa
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste
Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties? Because he’s such a fungi
What do you call a fake pizza? A pepperphony pizza
Did We Miss Any Of Your Favorite Pizza Puns?
Let us know in the comments so we can add more to our list!