50+ Music Puns & Jokes for Instagram Captions that Are Perfectly Note-worthy

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Music may keep you feeling sharp, but music puns are the key to to not falling flat.

Looking for some pitch perfect music puns, jokes and Instagram captions?

Fret not, below we have organized some great lists that will surely leave you in a high note.

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General Music Puns & Wordplay for Instagram Captions

Whether you’re posting a photo of yourself performing or just posing with your favorite instrument, you might be in need of a punny caption to go along with it. If thinking of your own feels like too much treble, here are some ideas:

You had me at Cello

Born Tuba wild

In the end, there’s nothing you can really count on except metronomes

Uke, I am your father

I wish I could tell you a pun about the staccato but I can’t because it’s too short

To understand the future of music, one needs to go Bach in time

This looks like Treble

Trying to keep it low key

Baby got Bach

My best friend wrote a great rap about tortillas

It takes a lot of guts to become an organ player

This is going to B major fun

Buying music can leave you pretty Baroque

Trying not to fret about learning to play guitar

Like a Strauss

See you Bassoon

They see me rollin, they Haydn

Avengers…Ensamble!

Time to kick some bass

Just B natural

My friend is not the best at playing music, it’s Tuba-d

Pick me a winner

Don’t string me along

Music may just not be my forte

Near, Guitar, wherever you are

Handel with care

A good music caption is always key

Oh no, I think I made A Major mistake

May the fourth be with you

Be careful with music puns, you may get in Treble

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Punny Messages for Gifting Music-Related Presents

If you’re looking for a cute music pun to add to a card/note attached to a music-themed gift, here are some note-able ideas:

You strike a tune with me

Shall we make sweet music together?

I think you’re pretty sharp

Use can do it

Tuba honest, you are super cool

You’re so noteworthy

Hope this doesn’t leave you cord!

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Music Jokes

Last but not least, if you’re in need of a fun music themed joke to bust out, hear are a few ideas:

What do you say when a kazoo player sneezes? Kazoontite

How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue

Whats the difference between a piano and a fish? You can’t tune a fish

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A Flat Minor

The only way to keep your music notes safe on a flight is to put them in a flute case

Where did the music teacher leave her keys? In the piano.

Why are triangle players so stressed out? They’re responsible for every ting

Why do thieves always rob instrument stores? They want the lute

What happened to the musicians who misbehaved at the concert? They’re band for life

What’s an avocado’s favorite music? Guac ‘n’ roll.

Some might say the violinists in an orchestra don’t do much. They just fiddle around

What musical keys do cows sing in? B-eef Flat

What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-naaaaa

What do you get if you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician? A yam session

Did we miss any of your favorite Music Puns?

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