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In arcach-need of fun spider and web puns for Instagram or decor purposes?
Below, you’ll find a list of spider web puns, jokes & wordplay that will put a fun spin on all your content.
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General Spider/Web Puns & Wordplay
Need a spider web pun for your spooky Instagram caption, or something to write in a cute Halloween-themed card? Here are some ideas.
Hoping to connect to the World Wide Web.
Thought I’d give spooky decor a Spin.
Spida way, I did indeed make this costume myself.
I spy-der with my little eye, something that is spooky.
What do I do for a living? Oh, I’m a web designer.
What hap-spins on Halloween, stays on Halloween.
Building my own Web site.
Arach-need a drink!
In spida what you all think – no, I don’t think I went overboard this Halloween.
Feeling a little Spi-derpy.
Let’s get down and spi-dirty!
If I posted a carousel, would this then be considered a Web series?
Spider/Web Jokes
What’s the spider’s favorite part of a computer?
The webcam.
How do spiders connect onto the Internet?
Through the world wide web.
What do you call webs that spiders leave over corn?
Cobwebs.
What do you call two spiders who just got married?
Newlywebs.
What is the most popular job for spiders?
Web designers.
What do you call a spider who engages in espionage?
A Spy-der.
Why was the spider excited to buy a car?
He wanted to take it out for a spin.
What are spiders’ favorite website?
WebMD.
Who was the spider’s favorite composer?
Andrew Lloyd Webber.
Did we miss any of your favorite spider web puns or jokes?
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