*FYI - this post may contain affiliate links, which means we earn a commission at no extra cost to you if you purchase from them. Also, as an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases. Check out our Privacy Policy and Disclosure. for more info.
Trying to brew up a good tea pun? We’ve got a mug-nificent selection for you.
Whether you need a note for a tea-themed gift, to share a fa-bew-lous photo or get a good giggle, we’ve put together below our best vari-tea of tea puns, jokes and Instagram captions for you to steep into!
Using one of these puns in your content? We’d hugely appreciate it if you linked back to this page with credit.
Pin for later:
General Tea Puns & Wordplay for Instagram Captions
Whether you’re posting a photo of yourself with a cozy cup of tea or gramming some pre-tea new tea-related purchases, you might be in need of a punny caption to go along with it. Here are some tea-riffic options to try:
Hello, is it tea, you’re looking for?
Let’s get this par-tea started
Sweet dreams are made of teas
Don’t steep believing
Hones-tea is the best policy
Let me give this a chai
Brew can do it!
Tea amo
Why the oolong face?
Bow down to royal-tea
Smells like tea spirit
Kettle down everyone
That took a very Oo-long time
This is an earl grey area
This cup is my proper-tea
Say something, don’t be chai
I’m so tired, I want to go to steep
No need to be sal-tea
I didn’t choose the mug life, the mug life chose me
50 shades of Earl Grey
I like big mugs and I cannot lie
I need to get stuff done but I keep procaffeinating
One steep forward, two steeps back
Don’t chai this at home
I’m having deja brew
Mugs and kisses
Can’t we just all get oolong?
We’re a matcha made in heaven
Don’t kettle for second best
I tea leaf in you
I’m all about having a good varie-tea
Cool story, brew
Tapioca balls and tea oolong together
Ahoy, ma-tea
This weather is perfect for tea, It’s raining and Pu’erh-ing
Punny Messages for Gifting Tea-Related Gifts
If you’re looking for a cute tea pun to add to a card/note attached to some tea-related gifts, here are some options to chai:
Since you’re my bes-tea
Hope this drink gives you some sereni-tea
You’re so brew-tiful
I believe in brew
You’re such a hot-tea
Everything I brew, I brew it for you
You’re mug-nificent
I hope you like what I Sencha here
Love you so matcha
You’re tea-riffic
Tea Jokes
Last but not least, if you’re in need of a fun tea themed joke to bust out, are a few that will get the par-tea started.
What is boba’s favorite kind of joke? The bubble entendre
Why didn’t the tea introduce itself at the party? It was a little chai
Why wasn’t the Darjeeling a morning person? It was afternoon tea
Why did the coffee tell the matcha to be quiet? He was being too chat-tea
How does bubble tea light a fire? Using a matcha
What’s the difference between a hot spicy drink and an exercise class? One’s chai tea, the other’s Tai Chi
Did we miss any of your favorite Tea Puns?
Let us know in the comments so we can add more to our list!