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Trying to find the perfect caption to get people buzzing? Look no further, we hive just the list for you!
Check out our honeyst bee puns, jokes and Instagram captions below.
Whether you are looking to share some great content, share a gift or simply become the queen bee of the jokes, these are sure to be the bees knees!
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General Bee Puns & Wordplay for Instagram Captions
In need of a cute punny caption for your adorable bee costume, or a snap of some bees in the wild? Here are some un-bee-lievably clever options:
Bee puns really sting
Honey, I’m home!
To bee, or not to bee
As luck would hive it
Hey! Hey! You! You! I don’t like your bee-friend
Hiving a great day
Quit pollen my leg
Hive never felt this way bee-fore
Trying to come up with a good bee pun, but I don’t have the right buzzwords
Buzz off
A force to bee reckoned with
You son of a bee-ch, I’m in
It sure is swarm outside this summer
These bees are really just out here winging it
Always bee yourself
You must take care of bees because you’re definitely a keeper
Can you speak up? You sound like a mumble bee
If you were a bee, I’d keep you
Bee the change you want to see
If truth bee told
Hey there, my bee puns aren’t too shab-bee
Honey, you’re the bees knees
I may have never seen a humming bird, but I’ve definitely seen a spelling bee
Bee-hive yourself
We’re in bees-ness now
Just trying to bee positive
Come a little closer. I promise I won’t sting
Just buzzing around today
Just buzzing around today
Bee puns aren’t that great. I don’t get what all the buzz is about
As busy as a bee
Punny Messages for Gifting Bee-Related Gifts
If you’re looking for a cute bee pun to add to a card/note attached to some bee-related gifts, here are some ideas that are sweeter than honey.
You are bee-witching
Sending you swarm wishes
Here’s my number. Give me a buzz and I’ll bee yours
I miss you, honeycomb home soon
We were meant to bee
I can’t bee-lieve how sweet you are
A little something sweet for my hub-bee
Because you’ve been on your best bee-haviour
I think you’re un-bee-table
I can’t help pollen in love with you
Punny Bee Jokes
Last but not least, if you’re in need of a fun bee themed dad joke to bust out, here are a few that will have everyone buzzing:
If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye? Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder
What do bees love to chew? Bumble gum
What do bees brush their hair with? A honeycomb
What sound does a bee make when it flies backwards? Zzzub zzub zzub
What do bees like with their sushi? Wasa-bee
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe
What do you call a bee that’s a bad loser? It’s a cry ba-bee
What do you call a bee that needs a drink? Beehydrated
Did we miss any of your favorite Bee Puns?
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