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Trying to find an emu-sing bird pun that’ll quack everyone up? We’ve got some owl-some lists for you!
No need to wing it, just peck out our lists below of the best bird puns, jokes, and Instagram captions that’ll really help your content take flight!
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General Bird Puns & Wordplay for Instagram Captions
In need of a cute punny caption for a bird pic, whether they’re your own or out in the wild? Here are some that are pretty inspi-wing.
Bird puns fly right over my head
No egrets
Single and ready to flamingle
All I do is wing wing wing no matter what
Toucan’t touch this
Talk birdy to me
Wake me up, before you dodo
It’s pelican, not pelican’t
If you like it then you need to put a wing on it
Owl by myself
Bird on the street is you like bird puns
Owl you need is love
Crow away and leave me alone
This is so great it should be il-eagle
Look no feather, for I am here
What the peck?!
You used to caw me on my cell phone
Well, this is awkward
Like feather, like son
You’re a chirp off the old block
Im-peck-able work, my friend
Crowing, crowing, gone
I suspect fowl play
Hey there Tweetie Pie
I just can’t stop raven about how great this is
What the duck?
Toucan play at the game
Alright, enough with the wise quacks
That was such an un-pheasant experience
He is im-peck-ablely dressed
What the flock?
Honestly, I’m just out here winging it
All these bird puns are kiwi-ing me
Punny Messages for Gifting Bird-Related Gifts
If you’re looking for a cute bird pun to add to a card/note attached to some bird-related gifts, here are some ideas that are so clever, they should be ill-eagle.
Happy Owl-idays!
Here’s a toucan of my appreciation
Season’s Tweetings
I’m hooting for ya!
You’re a stud puffin
Wishing you a flamingood holiday
Waddle I do without you?
A-parrot-ly, it’s your birthday
Owl always love you
Happy bird-day to you
I think you’re dove-ly
Toucan do it!
Punny Bird Jokes
Last but not least, if you’re in need of a fun bird themed dad joke to bust out, Here are some that are worth chicken out:
A bird’s best subject? Owlgebra
How do chickens get strong? Egg-cersiz
When should you buy a bird? When it’s going cheep
How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely? With its sparrowchute
What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment
What is a ducks favorite part of the 4th of July? The firequackers
What language do geese speak? Portugeese
Where do birds invest their money? In the stork market
What do you call a bird that works underground? A Mynah bird
Where does bird royalty live? Duckingham Palace
Did we miss any of your favorite Bird Puns?
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