30+ Apple Puns & Jokes for Instagram Captions that Deserve Apple-ause

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Has Fall come around but you aren’t interested in giving them pumkpin to talk about? We’ve got some great apple Instagram captions that you may find a-peel-ing.

Below you can find all the handpicked apple puns, jokes & wordplay that we think are sure to go slicely for your content captioning needs.

Using one of these apple puns in your content? We’d really apple-reciate it if you linked back to this page with credit.

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General Apple Puns & Wordplay For Instagram Captions

Whether you are ready to bake up a storm or storm an apple orchard, these general apple puns & wordplay should conjure up some apple-ause.

Not sure If I want to make some spiced apple cider, so I’ll just mull over it.

I can’t fight this peeling anymore

Finally found my apple-y ever after

If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple

Always looking on the bright cider life

You sure are unbelievapple

I apple-solutely adore a good slice of pie!

Congr-apple-ations!

Easy as apple pie

Off to make some apple-solutely delicious desserts

This fall excitement gives me all the peels

Slice slice baby

I’ve got all the in-cider information

Apple Picking Puns & Wordplay

If you’re busy organizing all your photos from your orchard outing, these next apple puns should be a great pick!

Having an apple-solutely wonderful day

Apple-rently, these this trip was more fun than we expected

All red-y to go apple picking

Keep calm and fuji on

If you’re trying to pick the best fruit, you really need to apple-y yourself

Having some hardcore fun this fall

Couldn’t have picked a better way to spend the day

This apple orchard was too apeeling to turn down

Spending some qualitree time on the farm

We had a pretty fruitful day out

In case someone asked, I liked them apple very much

I decided to branch out today and try a new autumn activity

Apple Puns & Wordplay For That Sweet Someone

The perfect selection for sharing content that shows just how much someone is the apple of your eye.

You’re the apple of my pie

You autumn know you’re the best pick

…and they lived Apple-y ever after

If all my besties were apples, I will still pick you

I think I’ve got a crunch on you

Love you to the core

You give me all the peels

Smitten to the core

Like Doja Cat said, can you kiss me core?

Apple Jokes & One-Liners

An apple pun a day keeps the boredum away! but if you are looking for more, we’ve got some good apple jokes and one-liners that are sure to core-opperate nicely.

Why should you never mess with an apple? Because they are too hardcore

Got bit by an apple and turned into cider man

An apple a day keeps the doctor away… but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit

I should stop making apple puns now… orchard I?

Did we miss any of your favorite Apple puns?

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