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Reeling to catch a great fish pun? We are sure you can’t find any Betta than these!
Whatever great catch of content you have to share, we’ve got the perfect lists of fish puns, jokes, and Instagram captions to fit your needs. With all the different fish in the sea, we have an equal amount of fish puns to see!
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General Fish Puns & Wordplay for Instagram Captions
n need of a cute punny caption for a fish pic, whether they’re your own or at the aquarium? Here are some that are simply gill-iant.
Carp-e diem
You’re krilling me, smalls
Keep your friends close and your anemonies closer
Fish better have my money
Y’all ain’t got no fin on me
I like hali-butts and I cannot lie
When you fish upon a star
I’m feeling pretty kipper today
Any fin is possible
Don’t be koi
How krill-iant is this?
What a great oppur-tuna-ty
Because I’m all about that bass
I’m so so-fish-ticated
You betta believe it
This got very fin-teresting
Looking for my sole mate
Salmon, call a doctor!
Spending a day at the aquarium is my gill-ty pleasure
I wouldn’t be cod dead in that
Don’t be so bass-ic
What a load of carp
This is the first time I’m herring about it
Off to do some sole searching
With friends likes these, who needs anemones?
Don’t trout yourself
Watch out, you’re skating on fin ice buddy
What a gill-iant day
I’m piranha roll now
Salmon had to say it
What a load of pollucks
Nothing gets betta than this
Punny Messages for Gifting Fish-Related Gifts
If you’re looking for a cute fish pun to add to a card/note attached to some fish-related gifts, here are some ideas that are pretty so-fish-ticated:
You’re krillin’ it!
We fish you a merry Christmas
Nothing is betta than you
You are of-fish-ially the best!
Let’s make this o-fish-all
Let minnow if you like it
Holy carp, it’s your birthday
I will love you for a krill-ion years
You’re fin-tastic
Best fishes for your big day!
I’m fin love with you
Will you be my gill-friend?
Thank cod I’ve got you
Punny Fish Jokes
Last but not least, if you’re in need of a fun fish themed dad joke to bust out, Here are some that will work swimmingly:
How do you make an Octopus laugh? With ten-tickles
What do you call a fish with a tie? so-fish-ticated
What is the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano but you cannot tuna fish
Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the oceans bottom
What type of fish is always in a good mood? A Jolly-fish
What do you call a fish from Finland? Fin-nish
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