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Cute Candy Cane Puns for Gifts
Looking for cute punny candy cane-themed messages to attach to a gift or card? Here are some festive ideas that you cane use:
So happy you cane into my life.
We were Peppermint to be.
Felt like the right mo-mint for a gift!
I cane believe how lucky I am to have you!
Cane you believe it’s already Christmas?
I’m hooked on you!
Thanks for always being so sweet.
Hope you Xmas is in Mint condition.
A gift for always being Minty fresh.
This year, you’ve earned your stripes!
General Candy Cane Puns & Wordplay for Instagram Captions
Whether you need a candy cane pun for a photo of you posing with a candy cane, or simply some candy cane wordplay for a generic Christmas snap, here are some ideas:
I candy cane, I candy saw, I candy conquered.
Cane you believe it’s Christmas time again?
I love candy canes. Guess you can say I’m… hooked.
I know I’m eating too many candy canes but if you could please hook the other way, that’d be great.
Have a magical Christmas? Yes, we Cane!
Earned my stripes this year.
Having a mint-al breakdown.
Savoring the mo-mint.
Candy Cane Jokes
Last but not least, here are some cute candy cane themed dad jokes that we’re sure your loved ones will appreciate.
What did the limping gingerbread man use to walk?
A candy cane.
Did you hear about the collector’s item candy cane?
… I heard it’s in Mint condition.
What do you call a dog made out of candy?
A candy canine.
Why did the collector like to collect candy canes?
Every single one is in mint condition.
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