50+ Dinosaur Puns & Jokes for Instagram Captions That Are ImFossilble to Resist

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On the hunt for Dino puns but you haven’t Saur any good ones yet? Not to worry, we’ve got a whole collection on exhibit!

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General Dinosaur Puns & Wordplay for Instagram Captions

In need of a cute punny caption for a dinosaur-related photo, whether you’re showing off your museum visit or epic T-Rex costume? Here are some ideas that you Dino want to miss.

Dinosaur pun? You bet Jur-ass-i-can make one

Don’t be a saur loser

Do you think he saurus?

I feel pteroble

Sticks out like a saur thumb

Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures

Do I like dinosaurs? Oh scale yea!

I came. I saur. I conquered

What a blast from the past

Have a lava-ly time

Can we not talk about this? It’s a saur spot for me

I’m a nervous rex

On a scale from 1 to 10, I rate Dinosaurs an 11

This party is sure to be a Big Bang

Bad to the bone

I hope you don’t think this pun is too pteroble

Early mornings? No thanks, ammonite person

I bet you can’t try-ceratop my puns

Bad Dinosaur puns make me Jura-sick

A sight for saur eyes

Got a problem with my Dinosaur puns? Comet me bro

Unfortunately, I don’t know enough about Dinosaurs to comet

Hey there lazy bones

Spooky scary scale-etons

I Bronto-swore I told you about this before

When you see a dino-snore, don’t disturb

Sorry, I dino what to tell you

Tyrannosaurus Flex

Personally, I don’t find dinosaur exhibit puns humerus


This is such an eye-saur


I never saur Herbivore

Punny Messages for Gifting Dinosaur-Related Gifts

If you’re looking for a cute dinosaur pun to add to a card/note attached to some dinosaur-related gifts, here are some T-Rexffic ideas:

Have a dino-mite birthday

I think you are rawr-some

Thanks for being so Pterrific

I wasn’t sure if you wanted these raptor not, but hope you like them!

Di-no one compares to you

A little something to say Saur-ee

You are imfossily cute

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Punny Dinosaur Jokes

Last but not least, if you’re in need of a fun dinosaur themed dad joke to bust out, here are some ideas that will make everyone laugh for saur:

What do you call a group of singing Dinosaurs? Tyranno-chorus

How do Dinosaurs greet each other? Ello-saurus

What kind of dinosaur never gives up? A try-try-triceratops

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea, Rex?

What do you call a T-Rex that’s exercised too much? Dino-sore

How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot

What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom

What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs

Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore

Did we miss any of your favorite Dinosaur Puns?

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