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Struggling to sea a good whale pun on the horizon? Let us tail you some good ones!
Have a look at our lists of whale puns, jokes and Instagram captions below, we think they are sure to make some waves.
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General Whale Puns & Wordplay for Instagram Captions
In need of a cute punny caption for a whale-related photo, whether you’re showing off a cool costume or your latest whale watching adventures? Here are some that you must sea:
Out here krill-in it
Whale, whale, whale, look what we have here
Oh, I sea what you did there
Is this real life or just a fin-tasy?
You’re krillin me smalls!
What a perfectly orca-strated trip
Everything whale be right
Oh..well, this is orc-ward
Netflix & Krill?
What a breach’ing time
Can I tail you something?
Just trying to be punctual-whale
Whale hello there
It vanished in fin air
‘Tis the sea-son for whale watching
I just made a killer whale pun
Hey now, no blubbering
Any fin is possible
What a visu-whale
Sorry, I’ve got a lot on my brine
This has been an absolutely krill-iant time
Feeling a bit tide down
Can’t wait to orca-nise another trip to the seaside
Sometimes, life can be over-whale-ming
That was sure a whale of a tale
I’m going in for the krill
Whale what are you waiting for?
If there is a whale there is a wave
Long time no sea
Whale catch up soon
Everything whale be right
Don’t krill my vibe
I think this feeling is mutu-whale
Punny Messages for Gifting Whale-Related Gifts
If you’re looking for a cute whale pun to add to a card/note attached to some whale-related gifts, here are some killer ideas:
I think you’re just s’whale
A little something to say whale-come
I whale always love you
You are one in a krill-ian
There’s no-fin I wouldn’t do for you
I think whale make a great team
Have a flipping great birthday
There’s just some fin about you…
You’ve got a krill-er personality
Hope you like this treat I orca-nised for you
You are just fin-tastic
Punny Whale Jokes
Last but not least, if you’re in need of a fun whale themed dad joke to bust out, here are some ideas that will help you orca-strate plenty of laughs:
What did the dolphin say to the blue whale? “Cheer up!”
What do whales like to eat? Fish and ships
Why do whales like salt water? Pepper makes them sneeze
What do you get when you cross a cow with a whale? Sha-Moo
Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide
What is black and white and red all over? A sunburned killer whale
Why did the whale call a detective? He saw something that looked fishy
Did we miss any of your favorite Whale Puns?
Let us know in the comments so we can add more to our list!