50+ Whale Puns & Jokes for Instagram Captions That Are Whaley Great

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Struggling to sea a good whale pun on the horizon? Let us tail you some good ones!

Have a look at our lists of whale puns, jokes and Instagram captions below, we think they are sure to make some waves.

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General Whale Puns & Wordplay for Instagram Captions

In need of a cute punny caption for a whale-related photo, whether you’re showing off a cool costume or your latest whale watching adventures? Here are some that you must sea:

Out here krill-in it

Whale, whale, whale, look what we have here

Oh, I sea what you did there

Is this real life or just a fin-tasy?

You’re krillin me smalls!

What a perfectly orca-strated trip

Everything whale be right

Oh..well, this is orc-ward

Netflix & Krill?

What a breach’ing time

Can I tail you something?

Just trying to be punctual-whale

Whale hello there

It vanished in fin air

‘Tis the sea-son for whale watching

I just made a killer whale pun

Hey now, no blubbering

Any fin is possible

What a visu-whale

Sorry, I’ve got a lot on my brine

This has been an absolutely krill-iant time

Feeling a bit tide down

Can’t wait to orca-nise another trip to the seaside

Sometimes, life can be over-whale-ming

That was sure a whale of a tale

I’m going in for the krill

Whale what are you waiting for?

If there is a whale there is a wave

Long time no sea

Whale catch up soon

Everything whale be right

Don’t krill my vibe

I think this feeling is mutu-whale

Punny Messages for Gifting Whale-Related Gifts

If you’re looking for a cute whale pun to add to a card/note attached to some whale-related gifts, here are some killer ideas:

I think you’re just s’whale

A little something to say whale-come

I whale always love you

You are one in a krill-ian

There’s no-fin I wouldn’t do for you

I think whale make a great team

Have a flipping great birthday

There’s just some fin about you…

You’ve got a krill-er personality

Hope you like this treat I orca-nised for you

You are just fin-tastic

Punny Whale Jokes

Last but not least, if you’re in need of a fun whale themed dad joke to bust out, here are some ideas that will help you orca-strate plenty of laughs:

What did the dolphin say to the blue whale? “Cheer up!”

What do whales like to eat? Fish and ships

Why do whales like salt water? Pepper makes them sneeze

What do you get when you cross a cow with a whale? Sha-Moo

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide

What is black and white and red all over? A sunburned killer whale

Why did the whale call a detective? He saw something that looked fishy

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Did we miss any of your favorite Whale Puns?

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