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Trying to find the ulti-mutt phrase to share your paw-some dog content? Our lists below are sure to have you howling with laughter.
Whether you want to share picture of your new pooch or share a doggone good joke, we think these dog puns, jokes and Instagram captions are quite fetching.
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General Dog Puns & Wordplay for Instagram Captions
In need of a cute punny caption for a dog pic? Here are some to unleash upon your followers:
Howl you doin?
My dog isn’t fat, he’s just a little husky
I shih tzu not
No pit, Sherlock
A little ruff around the edges
Don’t stop retrieving
I’ll collie you later
Daschund through the snow
I like big mutts and I cannot lie
Just pug-get about it
Pit happens
Trying to get a new leash on life
When a problem comes along, you must Whippet
#PugLyfe
Pardon the inter-ruff-tion
Feeling a bit melancholy-collie
You’re barking up the wrong tree
Quit hounding me
If we get anymore dogs, I fear we’ll rover dose
Excuse me while I paw-se for a dramatic effect
This looks like a great op-paw-tunity
Trust me, I’m a dog-tor
Come to the bark side
Shh, I’m in-corg-nito
If you had a bad day then please forget about it don’t terrier yourself up, mistakes happen
One cool mother pupper
Quit ruff-housing
You’re such a Mal-tease
Wow, have you ever seen a dog this Mastiff of a size?
Going through a bit of a rough pooch
Let’s raise the woof
Oh, hey there corgeous
Be-leash me, I know
Punny Messages for Gifting Dog-Related Gifts
If you’re looking for a cute dog pun to add to a card/note attached to some dog-related gifts, here are some ideas that are impaw-sibly cute:
Happy anni-furr-sary
I puggin love you
Feliz Navi-dog
I’m mutts about you
Collie me maybe?
This is the leash I could do
I ruff you very much
I’m so fur-tunate to have you in my life
You make me smile ear terrier
Nothing mutt-era as much as you
Happy Howl-oween
You have the corg-key to my heart
Punny Dog Jokes
Last but not least, if you’re in need of a fun dog themed dad joke to bust out, Here are some that will have you howling:
What does a dog engineer construct? A woof
What would a dog Avenger be named? Labra-Thor
What do dogs prefer at breakfast? Pooched eggs
Whats a dogs favorite fall drink? A pug-kin spice latte
Whats a dogs favorite state in the US? Collie-fornia
Which is the law enforcement called in the dog community? Paw-lice
Did we miss any of your favorite Dog Puns?
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