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General Dracula Puns & Wordplay for Instagram Captions
Whether you need a fun Dracula pun to caption your Halloween costume photo, or simply Dracula wordplay for snaps of your Halloween decor, here are some unique ideas.
Feeling pretty a-Drac-tive these days.
Wanna grab a Bite sometime?
Halloween costumes? Count me in.
Overdone Halloween costumes? Ugh, I Count stand them.
Dracu-loved my costume this year.
Live, laugh, dracu-love.
Decided to Vamp things up this halloween.
Dressed up as Dracula, and there was a lot at Stake.
Bite me.
Is this the real life? Is this just fang-tasy?
Feeling fang-tastic today.
Big into Fang shui these days.
Was Coffin earlier, but feeling better now.
Always looking on the Bite side of life.
I think I have a pretty Bite future ahead.
Look on the Bite side!
Always been a Sucker for a good costume.
Sucks to be me.
I’m a sucker for punishment.
Halloween – what a cluster suck.
Always down to Suck.
This Halloween, let me make an offer you Count refuse.
Was going to dress up as something else, but I Undead all my hard work and came as Dracula instead.
Had a different idea for Halloween but decided to re-Vamp last minute.
You know, once you Reflect on it, Vampires aren’t that scary.
Wanna join my crew? I’m looking for New Blood.
Down for the Count?
Dracula Jokes
How does Dracula prefer his coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
Why did Dracula have to stay home?
He couldn’t stop Coffin.
Why did Dracula not come to the dinner party?
They were serving Stake.
Why did nobody invite Dracula to the Halloween party?
He sucks.
Why did Dracula break up with his girlfriend after a blood test?
She wasn’t his type.
How does Dracula carry his books?
In a bat-pack.
What program was Dracula doing at his local college?
Night school.
What did Dracula say to the other vampire he was mad at?
You suck!
What are Dracula’s favorite fruits?
Neck-tarines and blood oranges.
What is Dracula’s favorite sport?
Bat-minton.
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