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Looking for some mummy puns to go with your next Instagram caption, cute card, or gift tag?
Crypt calm – we have options you’re Bound to love.
The article below is full of mummy puns, jokes & wordplay that are sure to gauze a smile or two from your loved ones.
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General Mummy Puns & Wordplay for Instagram Captions
Whether you need a fun mummy pun to caption that sweet mummy costume photo, or simply mummy wordplay for snaps of your Halloween decor, here are some unique ideas.
Well, that’s a Wrap.
I would have loved to come to your party, but I was a little Wrapped up.
Keeping my identity under Wraps.
Crypt calm and carry on.
So long, Pharoah-well!
Did someone ask for their mummy?
Decided to go out for Halloween this year – honestly, I was a bit afraid to unwind.
Fret not – mummy’s here!
Got a little wrapped up in Halloween shenanigans this year.
Halloween-bound.
Glad my plans didn’t unravel this Halloween.
I mean… if you’ve got it – haunt it.
Just enjoy the mummy-nt.
Mummy, myself and I.
Mummy mummy mummy I got love in my tummy.
Had to get the band(ages) back together.
I’m a one man band…age.
You can say I’m into bandage.
Yeah you can say I’m a pretty good wrapper.
Gauze and effect.
Why dress up as a mummy? Be-gauze I can.
Here to gauze some trouble!
Mummy Pun Names
Keen to name the mummy you’ve set up for decor? Or… other ambiguous reasons? Here are some punny mummy names (say that ten times fast!) that we hope will help you with your admirable mission.
Ryan Gauze-ling
Sarcopho-Guy Fieri
Pharoah-ro Rocher
Crypt-opher Walken
Crypt Evans (or Pratt, Pine, Hemsworth, Elliott, etc.)
Gauze-tin Powers
The Wizard of Gauze
Wrap-tain America
Pharoah Fawcett
Pharoah-ell Williams
Marilyn Mummy-sen
Marilyn Mummy-roe
Mummy Jokes
What was the mummy’s favorite genre of music?
Wrap music.
Why was it hard to identify the mummy?
Its identity was Under Wraps.
What do you call a guy who wraps up mummies?
A Sarcopho-guy.
What is the mummy’s preferred payment method?
Crypto-currency.
What did they say at the end of the mummy photoshoot?
“It’s a wrap!”
What was the mummy’s favorite chocolate?
Pharaoh Rocher.
What did the mummy order at the deli?
A wrap.
Why did the mummy refuse to take a day off?
They didn’t want to unwind.
We hope you enjoyed this list of mummy puns and jokes!
Let us know in the comments if there are any more you would add.