Secret Santa is a Christmas activity everyone loves. You go in bearing a cheaply (but thoughtfully, obvi) procured gift, and you never leave empty handed. In an exchange economy, things don’t get much better.
And, if you’re secret Santa shopping, then you probably know it’s not always easy finding funny and cheap secret Santa gifts. Ask any NFL general manager: a cap makes things harder. And, honestly, aren’t the holidays hard enough?
That’s where we come in! It doesn’t matter who’s been naughty or who’s been nice, we’re here to help with a carefully curated list of funny secret Santa presents that will cause even the Grinchiest of folks to experience, er, cardiac expansion.
So, whether you’re looking for hilarious secret Santa gifts, funny secret Santa gifts for guys or for girls, joke secret Santa gifts, secret Santa gag gifts, or simply some funny secret Santa ideas, we’ve got you covered!
Here are the funniest secret Santa gifts available that are sure to dazzle like the holiday themed tinsel and lights surely festooning their home. And, while people love getting emotional and sentimental with gifts, nothing compares with making someone laugh.
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Funny Secret Santa Gifts Under $10
Secret Santa shopping is typically not a priority when taking into account all the gifts you have to buy. But, especially if you’re shopping on a budget, finding the cheapest and funniest secret Santa gifts is an absolute imperative.
Because laughter is truly priceless, and it’s the surest way to, er, compensate if that’s what you’re trying to do. And—hey—we’ve all done Secret Santa and we all get it.
So, whether you’re looking for funny secret Santa gifts for men or for women, silly secret Santa gifts, joke secret Santa gifts, or simply funny Secret Santa gift ideas, we have you covered! Here are our favorite cheap and funny secret Santa presents available.
2020 Christmas Can Coolers
The holidays aren’t complete without a slew of drinks. The entire season practically revolves around this kind of overindulgence. So why not get these hilarious 2020 Christmas can coolers for those folks who understand the struggle.
This gift comes in varying sets, and you can choose between several hilarious graphics. It’s sure to be appreciated. And hopefully you’ll get a free beer or two (or more—it is the holiday season, after all) out of this one. That’s what the holidays are about, right?
Christmas Toilet Paper
Years from now, we’ll think back on stockpiling toilet paper and laugh. But, if you’re shopping for someone who exhibits that brand of morbid humor now, this is the gift to get them! And who knows? This might be as good as money in a few months.
These great Christmas toilet paper gag gifts are the only true and honest testament to this [bleep]show of a year. And, honestly, I think I speak for almost everyone when I say I wish this year was something we could easily wipe off our collective, er, shoe.
There’s Some Ho’s in this House Shirt
Maybe you’ve spent this year under a rock—which seems, you know, preferable in hindsight—and have no idea what the WAP phenomenon is. But, if you haven’t, this might be the perfect gift for someone who was as transfixed by it as the rest of us.
This great There’s some Ho’s in this House t-shirt features a pretty baller Santa graphic and a hilarious text. You can specify the color you want and the size. This is sure to be appreciated whether or not the recipient is in the know.
Secret Santa is a standard office affair. It makes sense since it’s the easiest way to engender the holiday spirit without letting those petty office atmospherics pervade the holidays. And, while this gift is great for coworkers, any misanthrope can relate.
This awesome wine label would be the perfect addition to either a bottle of wine you already bought. Or maybe just as something decorative. For their desk. So everyone can regard it the same way people regard those “Beware of Dog” signs on houses.
Monkey Farts Candles
These funny scented candles are a great gift for virtually anyone. You can specify the size. The great thing about this Monkey Farts scented candle is that it doesn’t actually smell like monkey farts (according to our sources—we have no frame of reference.)
This candle actually smells like tropical fruit, boasting undertones of bananas and grapefruit and kiwi and bubblegum. But if this is what monkey farts actually smell like, I guess all those zoo staffs have some explaining to do.
Holiday Wine Tumbler
The holidays are one of those times where you get a few more allowances than you normally would. One such allowance is that it is finally acceptable to walk around with a glass of wine, no matter the time of day, because it’s been a year.
And we can all drink to that—maybe out of these great holiday wine tumblers! Not only are they pragmatic (because who hasn’t wished they could drink out of a sippy cup when the booze catches up to them), you can also specify the color, graphic, and add a name.
Funny Secret Santa Gifts Under $20
So you haven’t found the perfect thing to anonymously gift someone. And, while I can’t say I’d be putting in the same effort for a funny secret Santa exchange, I have to admit it shows character (which I guess makes this an admission of my lack thereof). Anyway, if you’re still looking for hilarious secret Santa gifts that are only marginally more expensive, we’ve got you covered. There are loads of funny and cheap secret Santa gifts out there that are only a tad more expensive but are sure to evoke those good, old-fashioned belly laughs. It doesn’t matter if you’re looking for funny secret Santa gifts for guys or girls, silly secret Santa gifts, or hilarious secret Santa gift ideas. We’ve got you covered. I guess when Santa’s anonymous, it’s easier for him to get away with outsourcing work. But don’t worry—your secret’s safe with us! Here are funny secret Santa gifts that are a little more expensive, but worth every extra penny.
Corporate Email Lingo Mug
Whether you’re shopping for a colleague who’s had about enough of work for the year, or a lifetime for that matter, or shopping for a friend who can’t seem to dodge a corporate avalanche of work (not working is truly an art form), this is a perfect gift.
This corporate lingo mug comes with an, uh, accurate translation of all of those vapid phrases we use to say what we can’t say in the workplace. And, honestly, anyone who’s worked in an office can probably relate on some level.
A, um, Cheeky Calendar
Maybe you’re shopping for someone who’s 2020 has jaundiced their perspective so much that this is the only type of present that can get them excited for 2021. Or maybe you and this person just have that type of sense of humor.
Whatever the reason, these great nature’s…pics calendars are a great gift! Each month is sanctified by an image of natural, uh, phallic formations that didn’t need anything but a degenerate sense of humor to confer some actual value on them.
We have to be a tad delicate here with our phrasing (but this picture is truly worth more than a thousand words)—but everyone knows someone who could use this kind of thing. But you should maybe reserve this one for people you’re, uh, close to.
This chafing powder has a very specific, utilitarian purpose. And, as a respectable publishing outfit, this purpose is probably best left for you guys to deduce. Just think baby powder. Chafing. And the previous calendar you’re still trying to scrub from your memory. That should give you an idea of what this one does.
Bath bombs are great and all—but there’s kind of a prerequisite that you have to take baths to enjoy them. And, while some people do, there are loads of people who don’t enjoy feeling like they’re on a slow-cook setting on a stovetop.
These shower bombs are great for those kinds of people. You can select how many you want to come in the pack. They’re scented with a signature Eucalyptus scent. And who knows? This might prove to be a gateway bomb.
Funny Wine Glass
It’s safe to say that most adults enjoy wine. And, if you’re looking for a gift for someone who really likes wine, this might be exactly what you’re looking for. Plus, it’ll help you track their, uh, phases so you can act accordingly.
This great funny wine glass comes in three different styles: a stemless glass, stemmed glass, or mason jar. They have three different gradients, which are brains, beauty, and booty. Though I guess you have to figure out what subsequent glasses will do yourself.
If you’re looking for a gift that says everything you’ve wanted to say but couldn’t, this might be a hilarious way of making a not-so-subtle suggestion. Plus, it’s Christmas. How mad can they get? Just be prepared for revenge to top their New Year’s Resolutions list.
These great bath salts are just the gift to help them, um, decompress. You can select the size of the container. You can even specify what scent you want—there are six in total for you to choose from. This gift will hopefully get their New Year started right.
Er, Special Lady Deodorant
If you thought only guys would get those twisted kinds of gift recommendations, you’ve got the wrong idea. Because, at Thoughtful Gift Club, we’re truly equal opportunity offenders. And this is a gift plenty of lady-folk could use.
This great special lady deodorant is the perfect gift for, well, ladies. It’s similar to the men’s chafing cream—and, again, we’ll let the picture do most of the talking. As a side note, ensure you and the recipient vibe this way before buying. It could get awkward.
Funny Secret Santa Gifts Under $50
So you’re still looking. And, while to a casual secret Santa practitioner, spending a few more bucks might seem insignificant, us seasoned pros know that a few dollar differential in a funny secret Santa gift exchange says a whole lot.
So, if you’re looking for the most perfect and most hilarious secret Santa gifts—you’ve come to the right place. Because, unlike Santa, we don’t take 363 days off a year. We’re hard at work curating the best funny secret Santa gifts for men and women.
Here are our favorite secret Santa gag gifts that are worth every extra penny. But—and this should go without saying—don’t get too offended if not everyone (e.g. your secret Santa) doesn’t take this funny gift exchange so seriously. Besides, that’s not what Christmas is about, is it?
This is the kind of gift perfect for people who hold themselves in, well, high esteem. And, whether that’s warranted or not, there’s no better gift than one that kneads their ego. That’s what makes this perfect.
This great, funny tumbler comes with the humble text “Of course I talk to myself—sometimes I need expert advice.” If this sounds like the recipient, this is as good as it’ll get. With people like that, this is a losing a battle anyway. Unless it’s a mirror.
Topless Ugly Christmas Sweaters
Now—most people hear “ugly Christmas sweater” and immediately envisage something tacky and generic. Because, honestly, how much can we really even innovate on ugly Christmas sweaters? There must a ceiling, right?
Wrong—this topless ugly Christmas sweater is proof there’s always room for improvement. Complete with a hairy-chested graphic, horrible tattoos, and nipple rings fashioned out of ornaments, this is a great gag gift anyone would love!
There’s Some Ho’s in this House Sweater
We already talked about the song WAP. And, honestly, if you didn’t look it up then, we don’t expect you to look it up now. The point is: that song had a moment. But you don’t have to know the song to appreciate this gift.
This great There’s Some Ho’s in this House Christmas sweater comes with a hilarious text and is sure to be appreciated by pretty much anyone. You can get it in grey, blue, pink, or white and all standard sizes.
Holiday Survival Kit
If you’re shopping for someone who enters the holidays like a soldier entering the battlefield, this might be the perfect gift. Though, honestly, I think everyone could use a holiday survival kit as the years start piling on.
This great holiday survival kit comes with a pack of gum, a single Band-Aid, an almond joy, gloves, a single marble, a morning recovery shot, an eraser, mints, tissues, Pepto-Bismol, a bath bomb, headache relief, and much, much more!
Christmas Glass Set
If you’re shopping for someone who has no qualms spending their holidays with a bottle of wine (the kind of person who sees people as an optional addition to this kind of scenario), this might be the perfect gift to get them!
This great Christmas glass set allows you to specify whether it’ll come with or without glitter. You can even choose between a stemless and stemmed glass. Plus, personalizations are optional—so go nuts!
This is a great gift for those empowered women—those women who are either managers or B.A. moms (they’re pretty much the same thing). And, especially if they like cooking or baking, you can’t go wrong with this one!
This great, funny apron comes with a, uh, diagram that’ll allow them to flex on all their competition. Because, honestly, there are always levels to this kind of stuff. And I guess it’s only fair to put everyone else on notice.
Yoga Santa Tote
If you’re shopping for someone who loves yoga—or maybe someone who would love it if Santa lived a little more holistically and lost a few pounds—this is the perfect gift to get them that they’ll take to every yoga class during the holiday season.
This yoga Santa tote bag comes in black, red, or yellow. It has a graphic of Santa doing various yoga poses. Though we should hope he doesn’t get too into the stuff. Buddhism and non-attachment don’t exactly jive with the best parts of the Christmas season.
Hopefully our list helped you find the funny secret Santa gift you were looking for!
We’re confident we’ve provided you with a comprehensive list of the best possible secret Santa gifts out there. As you can see, you don’t have to break the bank to play St. Nick. You can get something both hilarious and touching they’ll love on the cheap.
If you have any questions, comments, or concerns, please don’t hesitate to reach out! We want to help make your secret Santa exchange an absolute smash hit. It’s best to take this seriously because who knows when they’ll get you? And then it’ll really be on.