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Searching for some golf puns to soothe your weary cart? Well we’ve got some pretty un-fore-gettable ones below.
Ready to score the best golf puns on the green? Check out our lists below of tee-riffic golf puns, jokes & Instagram captions that are sure to be the best by par.
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General Golf Puns & Wordplay for Instagram Captions
Whether you’re posting a photo of yourself out for a game of golf or simply gramming some pre-golf scenery, you might be in need of a punny caption to go along with it. Here are some options to Putt with your best snaps:
What a beau-tee-utiful day
May the course be with you
Talk birdie to me
Who’s your caddy?
I like big putts and I cannot lie
Asking fore a friend
BRB traveling around the golf coast
I am the golf-father
Catch me riding birdie
Golf forth, and prosper
It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do
No ifs, ands or putts
Green there, done that
What a load of trap
A chip off the old block
Stay humble and put your eagle aside
Shut up and drive
Fore-get me nots
About to get down and hit the fore
Care fore a spot of Tee?
It’s ball or nothing
Let it tee
This is all fore the best
Over the hills and fore away
Not all men are created eagle
No ifs, ands or putts
To tee or not to tee
All bets par off
Having a rough time
Let’s get this par-tee started
Good times as par as the eye can see
Green and bear it
Everybody trap your hands
What a chip shot
Careful there, putter fingers
Swingin’ in the rain
I sure have a hole lotta love for this game
Down putt not out
Punny Messages for Gifting Golf-Related Gifts
If you’re looking for a cute golf pun to add to a card/note attached to some golf-related gifts, here are some ideas that are (of Course) very punny.
You are tee-riffic
Un-fore-gettable, in every way
You’re the best, by par
Putter late than never
You drive me crazy
I golf you on my mind
You are my cup of tee
To the start of a beautiful friend-chip
Golf Jokes
Last but not least, if you’re in need of a fun golf themed joke to bust out, are a few that will Drive everyone insane.
How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb? Fore
What do golfers do on their days off? Putter around
What do you call a wizard that can turn himself into a golf club? Harry Putter
What is a golfer’s favorite drink? Tee
What did one golf ball say to another golf ball? See you ’round
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