50+ Golf Puns & Jokes for Instagram Captions that Are Tee-Riffic

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Searching for some golf puns to soothe your weary cart? Well we’ve got some pretty un-fore-gettable ones below.

Ready to score the best golf puns on the green? Check out our lists below of tee-riffic golf puns, jokes & Instagram captions that are sure to be the best by par.

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General Golf Puns & Wordplay for Instagram Captions

Whether you’re posting a photo of yourself out for a game of golf or simply gramming some pre-golf scenery, you might be in need of a punny caption to go along with it. Here are some options to Putt with your best snaps:

What a beau-tee-utiful day

May the course be with you

Talk birdie to me

Who’s your caddy?

I like big putts and I cannot lie

Asking fore a friend

BRB traveling around the golf coast

I am the golf-father

Catch me riding birdie

Golf forth, and prosper

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do

No ifs, ands or putts

Green there, done that

What a load of trap

A chip off the old block

Stay humble and put your eagle aside

Shut up and drive

Fore-get me nots

About to get down and hit the fore

Care fore a spot of Tee?

It’s ball or nothing

Let it tee

This is all fore the best

Over the hills and fore away

Not all men are created eagle

No ifs, ands or putts

To tee or not to tee

All bets par off

Having a rough time

Let’s get this par-tee started

Good times as par as the eye can see

Green and bear it

Everybody trap your hands

What a chip shot

Careful there, putter fingers

Swingin’ in the rain

I sure have a hole lotta love for this game

Down putt not out

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Punny Messages for Gifting Golf-Related Gifts

If you’re looking for a cute golf pun to add to a card/note attached to some golf-related gifts, here are some ideas that are (of Course) very punny.

You are tee-riffic

Un-fore-gettable, in every way

You’re the best, by par

Putter late than never

You drive me crazy

I golf you on my mind

You are my cup of tee

To the start of a beautiful friend-chip

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Golf Jokes

Last but not least, if you’re in need of a fun golf themed joke to bust out, are a few that will Drive everyone insane.

How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb? Fore

What do golfers do on their days off? Putter around

What do you call a wizard that can turn himself into a golf club? Harry Putter

What is a golfer’s favorite drink? Tee

What did one golf ball say to another golf ball? See you ’round

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