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Music may keep you feeling sharp, but music puns are the key to to not falling flat.
Looking for some pitch perfect music puns, jokes and Instagram captions?
Fret not, below we have organized some great lists that will surely leave you in a high note.
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General Music Puns & Wordplay for Instagram Captions
Whether you’re posting a photo of yourself performing or just posing with your favorite instrument, you might be in need of a punny caption to go along with it. If thinking of your own feels like too much treble, here are some ideas:
You had me at Cello
Born Tuba wild
In the end, there’s nothing you can really count on except metronomes
Uke, I am your father
I wish I could tell you a pun about the staccato but I can’t because it’s too short
To understand the future of music, one needs to go Bach in time
This looks like Treble
Trying to keep it low key
Baby got Bach
My best friend wrote a great rap about tortillas
It takes a lot of guts to become an organ player
This is going to B major fun
Buying music can leave you pretty Baroque
Trying not to fret about learning to play guitar
Like a Strauss
See you Bassoon
They see me rollin, they Haydn
Avengers…Ensamble!
Time to kick some bass
Just B natural
My friend is not the best at playing music, it’s Tuba-d
Pick me a winner
Don’t string me along
Music may just not be my forte
Near, Guitar, wherever you are
Handel with care
A good music caption is always key
Oh no, I think I made A Major mistake
May the fourth be with you
Be careful with music puns, you may get in Treble
Punny Messages for Gifting Music-Related Presents
If you’re looking for a cute music pun to add to a card/note attached to a music-themed gift, here are some note-able ideas:
You strike a tune with me
Shall we make sweet music together?
I think you’re pretty sharp
Use can do it
Tuba honest, you are super cool
You’re so noteworthy
Hope this doesn’t leave you cord!
Music Jokes
Last but not least, if you’re in need of a fun music themed joke to bust out, hear are a few ideas:
What do you say when a kazoo player sneezes? Kazoontite
How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue
Whats the difference between a piano and a fish? You can’t tune a fish
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A Flat Minor
The only way to keep your music notes safe on a flight is to put them in a flute case
Where did the music teacher leave her keys? In the piano.
Why are triangle players so stressed out? They’re responsible for every ting
Why do thieves always rob instrument stores? They want the lute
What happened to the musicians who misbehaved at the concert? They’re band for life
What’s an avocado’s favorite music? Guac ‘n’ roll.
Some might say the violinists in an orchestra don’t do much. They just fiddle around
What musical keys do cows sing in? B-eef Flat
What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-naaaaa
What do you get if you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician? A yam session
Did we miss any of your favorite Music Puns?
Let us know in the comments so we can add more to our list!