50+ Cheese Puns & Jokes for Instagram Captions that Are Too Gouda to Be True!

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Melted, sprinkled, grated or stuffed, dairy we say it, everything is better with cheese.

If you are hunt for the perfect cheesy phrase, struggling to string together a brie-lliant joke or simply trying to get a good cheese pun or Instagram caption, then look no further!

Below we’ve got some ideas for cheese puns and jokes we think you’ll wheely like.

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General Cheese Puns & Wordplay for Instagram Captions

Whether you’re posing with an un-Brielievable charcuterie board or showing off a cheesy dish, you might be in need of a punny caption to go along with it. For these highly important instances, here are some ideas that are sure to make your captions way Cheddar than the rest:

Grin and Gruyere it

Emmental, my dear Watson

Hakuna Ricotta

Take it cheesy

Frankly my dear, I don’t give edam

Never felt cheddar

That’s what cheese said

Y’all gon’ make me lose my rind up in here, up in here

Comte as you are

Bought some more cheese…just in Käse

I never kiss Emmental

I brie-lieve today is going to be a great one

Sweet dreams are made of cheese

Just Fondue It

Hit the road, Monterrey Jack

A bushel and a pecorino

Ricotta get away

50 Shades of Gruyere

Ain’t no other manchego

Just take things with a grana salt

Looking sharp

Eating so much cheese was Nacho best decision

Gouda til the last slice

Too many options to choose from, guess you could say I’m stuck in Limburger

We eat sausage and cheese for a meal in Germany as a wurst käse scenario

Halloumi to introduce myself

To much Chimay, the charcuterie board was finished

You feta not touch my cheese

Trying to think of a cute pun for this pic, I’m feeling a little quark-y

Time to cheese the day

Punny Messages for Gifting Cheese

If you’re looking for a cute cheese pun to add to a card/note attached to a cheese-themed gift, here are some adorable ideas that are sure to please:

Here’s a little gift because, Whey not?

Hope you have a Gouda time with this great cheese

I’m so grate-ful we are friends

You’re the cream cheese of the crop

Hope you like this, Teleme what you thought!

I Camembert it when we’re apart

Just my way of saying, thank you Dairy much

You’re the best, in Queso didn’t know it

Because I’ll never kick you to the curd

I hope this package doesn’t smell too swiss-picious

Cheese Jokes

Last but not least, if you’re in need of a fun cheese themed joke to bust out, here are some Grate ideas:

Swiss cheese is always a neutral choice

What is a cheesemonger’s favorite movie? Home Provalone

What’s the loneliest type of cheese? Kraft singles

What do you call a dinosaur made of cheese? Gorgonzolla

Why did the cheese smile? because it was gouda brie a good day

How do you get a mouse to smile? say cheese

What did cheddar say to Gouda? I need to asiago you a question.

What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that’s all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.

What’s a cheese’s favorite halloween dance? the Muenster mash

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