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Melted, sprinkled, grated or stuffed, dairy we say it, everything is better with cheese.
If you are hunt for the perfect cheesy phrase, struggling to string together a brie-lliant joke or simply trying to get a good cheese pun or Instagram caption, then look no further!
Below we’ve got some ideas for cheese puns and jokes we think you’ll wheely like.
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General Cheese Puns & Wordplay for Instagram Captions
Whether you’re posing with an un-Brielievable charcuterie board or showing off a cheesy dish, you might be in need of a punny caption to go along with it. For these highly important instances, here are some ideas that are sure to make your captions way Cheddar than the rest:
Grin and Gruyere it
Emmental, my dear Watson
Hakuna Ricotta
Take it cheesy
Frankly my dear, I don’t give edam
Never felt cheddar
That’s what cheese said
Y’all gon’ make me lose my rind up in here, up in here
Comte as you are
Bought some more cheese…just in Käse
I never kiss Emmental
I brie-lieve today is going to be a great one
Sweet dreams are made of cheese
Just Fondue It
Hit the road, Monterrey Jack
A bushel and a pecorino
Ricotta get away
50 Shades of Gruyere
Ain’t no other manchego
Just take things with a grana salt
Looking sharp
Eating so much cheese was Nacho best decision
Gouda til the last slice
Too many options to choose from, guess you could say I’m stuck in Limburger
We eat sausage and cheese for a meal in Germany as a wurst käse scenario
Halloumi to introduce myself
To much Chimay, the charcuterie board was finished
You feta not touch my cheese
Trying to think of a cute pun for this pic, I’m feeling a little quark-y
Time to cheese the day
Punny Messages for Gifting Cheese
If you’re looking for a cute cheese pun to add to a card/note attached to a cheese-themed gift, here are some adorable ideas that are sure to please:
Here’s a little gift because, Whey not?
Hope you have a Gouda time with this great cheese
I’m so grate-ful we are friends
You’re the cream cheese of the crop
Hope you like this, Teleme what you thought!
I Camembert it when we’re apart
Just my way of saying, thank you Dairy much
You’re the best, in Queso didn’t know it
Because I’ll never kick you to the curd
I hope this package doesn’t smell too swiss-picious
Cheese Jokes
Last but not least, if you’re in need of a fun cheese themed joke to bust out, here are some Grate ideas:
Swiss cheese is always a neutral choice
What is a cheesemonger’s favorite movie? Home Provalone
What’s the loneliest type of cheese? Kraft singles
What do you call a dinosaur made of cheese? Gorgonzolla
Why did the cheese smile? because it was gouda brie a good day
How do you get a mouse to smile? say cheese
What did cheddar say to Gouda? I need to asiago you a question.
What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that’s all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.
What’s a cheese’s favorite halloween dance? the Muenster mash
Did We Miss Any Of Your Favorite Cheese Puns?
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