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Looking for some Halloween food puns to go with your next Instagram caption or dinner party?
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The article below is full of fang-tastic Halloween food puns, jokes & wordplay that are guaranteed to boo-st your meal to the next level!
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General Halloween Food/Eating Puns & Captions
Alright, let’s start with some fun basic Halloween food puns that are perfect for Instagram captions.
Bone appetit!
Trick or treat yourself.
Boo appetit!
Eat up, witches!
Eating on Halloween is really skele-fun.
I was totally Bone to eat.
Food ghouls!
This spread is total Ghouls!
Let’s give them pumpkin to talk about.
Trick or eat!
Goblin up this entire spread.
Eat, drink, and be scary.
These goodies are eerie-sistible.
Howl good do these treats look?
Halloween Food Name Puns
Whether you’re hosting a Halloween party and need festive names for snacks, or coming up with a more specific punny IG caption, below we’ve taken common food names and given them a punny, Halloween twist.
Feel free to incorporate these puns into your dishes of choice to create the ultimate Halloween spread that will (of course) be total Ghouls.
Asparagus: Despair-agus
Avocado: Avocackle
Almonds: Howl-monds
Artichokes: Arti-ghosts
Bruschetta: Brus-cat-ta
Bacon: Bat-con
Bagels: Bat-gels
Bread: Boo-read, the Unbread, the Walking Bread
Broccoli: Boo-roccoli
Burgers: Boo-rgers
Burrito: Boo-rrito, Broom-ito
Cabbage: Scab-bage
Carrots: Scare-ots
Celery: Cel-eerie
Chicken: Chill-ken
Chips: Trick or chips
Chocolate: Choc-eyelid
Coffee: Cat-fee
Cookies: Boo-kies
Corn: Candy Corn
Cupcakes: Cupcackles
Crepes: Creeps
Dumplings: Die-mplings
Donuts: Do-nights
Eggs: Devilled eggs
Enchiladas: En-chill-adas
Eggrolls: Egg-ghouls
Edamame: Edevil-mame
Falafel: Falaf-ghoul
Granola: Gran-oooh-la, Groan-ola, Grave-nola
Grapes: Grave-pes
Gravy: Grave-y
Green beans: Scream beans
Guacamole: Guacamorgue-le
Honey: Haunt-ney
Hot dogs: Haunt Dogs
Hummus: Mummy-us
Kiwi: Wicked-wi
Lobster: Lobs-terrify, Lobs-tarantula
Lasagna: Las-haunt-ya
Noodles: Nooh-dles
Pancakes: Pancreeps
Quesadilla: Creep-sadilla
Salmon: Sal-monsters
Spinach: Spin-witch
Spaghetti: Spook-etti, Scare-ghetti
Waffles: W-awfuls, Webffles
Halloween Food Jokes
Lastly, if you need some Halloween-themed food jokes, here are some more options:
What was the ghost’s favorite street food?
Haunt dogs.
What do you call carrots that spook easily?
Scare-ots.
How do you pronounce crepes on Halloween?
Creeps.
What did the ghost have for lunch?
A Boo-rito.
What did the ghost put on his turkey dinner?
Grave-y.
What do you call zombie bread?
The Walking Bread (or the UnBread).
Did we miss any of your favorite Halloween-themed food puns or jokes?
Let us know in the comments!