If you’re currently scouring the Internet for the best “I love you” puns, odds are you’re pretty in love.
And since we here at Thoughtful Gift Club are huge fans of love (and puns), we figured we would create something to help lovestruck folks such as yourself. After all, does anything quite say “I love you?” like a cringey, well-crafted piece of wordplay?
… We think not.
So, below are some truly cheesy (yet adorable) love puns for you to steal. Enjoy!
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Food-Themed I Love You Puns/Wordplay
Let’s start with yummy puns fist. If you’re looking for adorable food-themed puns that say “I love you”, here is an epic list in alphabetical order with plenty of options.
Be sure to pair your pun with a foodie gift if you want to rake in all those romantic brownie points. Remember, it’s the thought that counts, so even if you just write it on a Post-It and stick it to your little gift, they’ll be sure to love it.
You’re the Apple of my eye.
Thanks for being the best Avo-cuddle buddy.
I love to Avo-cuddle with you.
Thank you for Bacon me so happy. I love you!
Please never go Bacon my heart.
You are so a-Peeling!
I’m Bananas for you.
Let’s never split.
I’m so crazy a Bao you.
More bao puns here
You make my heart Beet so fast.
I love you berry much.
I Loaf you.
Thank you for being so Loaf-ly.
My life is so much Bread-er with you in it.
I’ve Crumb to love you so much!
I love you, my Butter half.
My life is so much Butter with you.
I Cannoli love you.
I Carrot ton about you!
I Cereal-sly love you so much!
It’s so Cereal to me that you’re in my life!
Will you Brie mine?
I think you’re Grate.
In Queso you didn’t know, I love you!
You and I go so Gouda together.
I love you cherry much.
I love you a Choco-Lot.
You’ve Choco-Lit my life up.
I love you a latte.
No words can Espresso how much you mean to me.
I love you – where have you Bean all my life?
I love Brew so much.
You Mocha me so happy.
Sorry if this is Corny, but I love you.
Not to be Crepe-y, but I love you.
I love you, Cutecumber.
You Döner how much I love you.
You donut know how much I love you!
I must Éclair my love for you.
You are so Eggs-traordinary.
Thank you for being such an Egg-celent partner.
Being with you is so Egg-citing.
I’ll always be your biggest Flan.
I only have Fries for you.
With you, time always Fries by.
You make me melt.
I love you a Latke.
I’m such a Sucker for you.
It takes two to Mango. Thanks for being my partner!
I adore you so Matcha!
We are a Matcha made in Heaven.
You’re one in a Melon.
We are so Mint to be.
You make Miso happy.
I love you so Mochi.
You’re Nacho bad!
I’m nuts about you.
Orange you glad to be in my life? Because I am!
You have to admit, we make a great pear
Thank you for making me so Hap-pea.
It’s im-Pasta-ble not to love you.
I’m so crazy Pho you.
Given the choice, I’d Pick-le you every single time.
Truth is, I only have Pies for you.
You’re always occu-Pie-ing all my thoughts!
You’ve stolen a Pizza my heart!
Thank you for Pudding up with me. I love you!
Thank you for Raisin my standards.
You turn me into such a hopeless Ramen-tic.
I Relish all our time together.
Everyday, I love you s’More.
You make me Soy happy.
I love you, Soymate.
I am Soy into you.
I love you Soup much.
You’re such a Soup-er [girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife/partner].
Ikura so much about you!
You Maki me so happy.
You Maki my heart sing.
Thank you for being my Ebi-thing.
I love the way you Roll.
You are so Raw-some.
Let’s Taco bout how much I love you.
I love you, Hot-Tea.
I love you so Matcha.
We’re clearly the perfect Matcha.
I’ll love you for Eterni-Tea.
Love you so much, Cute-Tea.
I love you, Sweet-Tea.
You are To-Tea-Ly my time.
You are So Tea-riffic.
You and I are the perfect Tea-m.
I think about you all the Thyme.
I love you from my head Tomatoes.
Udon know how much I love you.
Animal-Themed “I Love You Puns”
Need a cute animal love pun to go with a new stuffed animal, an adorable card or… just because? Here are some animal-themed love puns that are otter-ly irresistible.
Dam, I love you so much.
I love you Bear-y much.
Thank you for making life so Bear-able.
Every Bunny knows how much I love you.
I love you so Moo’ch.
I Cow’nt believe how much I love you.
I ruff you so much!
You always Quack me up.
You are such a Catch.
I can’t believe out of all the Fish in the Sea, I Caught you.
Thank you for being my Sole-mate.
You’re such a Fox. I love you!
You always give me Goosebumps.
I Quill always love you.
I love spending Koala-ty time with you.
I would say I don’t love you, but I’d be Lion.
Thank you for being my significant Otter!
I’m so glad we have each Otter.
I am Otter-ly in love with you.
Owl love you forever.
Owl love you so much.
I love you a Waddle.
I love you Pig time.
Rhino you’re the only one that I want.
Slugs and kisses!
You’re Toad-ally the best thing in my life.
I Whale-y love you.
I Whale love you forever.
I Whale always love you.
Other I Love You Puns
Last but not least, here are some miscellaneous I Love You puns that involve other random objects. Remember, small gestures make all the difference, so if you find yourself with one of these random objects, feel free to bust out one of these puns to get some spontaneous brownie points (or eye rolls!)
I can’t Bowl-ieve how much I love you.
Wow, I Can not believe how much I adore you.
Hey, you really Blow my mind.
You seriously make me Melt.
You always know how to rev my engines.
I Car about you so much.
I Forking love you.
I glove you!
Thanks for sticking with me. I love Glue!
Hi, I love you a Watt.
I love you so mug!
Hey, I love your gorgeous mug.
I Pan believe how much I love you.
I am not Table to express how much I really love you.
We hope you enjoyed this list of I Love You Puns!
Let us know in the comments if you found these puns helpful, and of course, be sure to comment if you can think of any more we should add.