50+ Potato Puns & Jokes for Instagram Captions That Are Tot-ally Hilarious

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Trying to find a more a-peel-ing potato pun? We’ve tot a lot for you!

Check out our spud-tacular lists of potato puns, jokes and Instagram captions below for all your content needs. We guarantee you’ll have a mashing good time.

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General Potato Puns & Wordplay for Instagram Captions

In need of a cute punny caption for a potato-related photo, whether you’re showing off a homemade creation or a tasty restaurant meal? Here are some ideas that you tater-ly need to steal:

Fries fries baby

You know what they say…eyes on the fries

Taters gonna state

I bet you tot I couldn’t find a good potato pun

Just fry your best

Peel the burn

Pump up the yams

Peel-lieve in yourself

Hey there spuddy

No spud-den movements

Laters to you taters

Oof, that hit me right in my peels

How un-peel-ievable is this?

Don’t be such a couch potato

I’m not sure if you know this but, I’m kind of a big peel

Keep your eyes peeled

Hey there small fry

I think, therefore I yam

Potato puns really ap-peel to me

There is a starch difference between potatoes and yams

You’re my best mash

Don’t be such a chip-skate

I tot you were my friend

Just a couple of spec-taters

Mashing outfits

Just another way to sweeten the peel

Ignore all the taters

I give this potato the peel of approval

I’m peelin’ cool

I yam who I yam

Can you peel the love tonight?

That was tater-ly funny

Chip off the old block

Don’t worry about us, peel be fine

What an jam-azing time

I bought this potato at such a chip price

Punny Messages for Gifting Potato-Related Gifts

If you’re looking for a cute potato pun to add to a card/note attached to some potato-related gifts, here are some ideas to fry out:

I only have fries for you

We are a perfect mash

Love you from my head to my pota-toes

You’re really sweet, potato

I’m rooting for you

You never fail to yam-aze me

You are one hot potato

A little treat for my favorite yam-igo

I peel-live in you

You’re a total spud muffin

I’m head over peels in love

Punny Potato Jokes

Last but not least, if you’re in need of a fun potato themed dad joke to bust out, here are some ideas that are pretty mash the best:

What is a potato’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day

What do you say to an angry baked potato? Anything, just butter him up

What’s the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup? Anybody can mash potatoes

Why did the potato cross the road? He saw a fork up ahead

How do you get yams to do what you ask them to? Per-suade potato

What do you call an introspective potato? A metatator

What do you call a yam from Sweden? A Swede potato

What goes through a potato’s brain? Tater thoughts

Did we miss any of your favorite Potato Puns?

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