The 50+ Best Puns & Jokes About Puns (That’ll Make You Pun-Stoppable!)

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We here at Thoughtful Gift Club are huge fans of puns. We have a huge collection of them actually, from Valentine’s Day puns and Saint Patrick’s Day puns to all sorts of wonderful Santa puns and Halloween puns.

But puns about puns? That kind of pun-caption is precisely what we live for. 

Here are some of the best puns about puns, meta-puns if you will. From epic one-liners and puns about loving puns, to the best punny comebacks when people complain about your pun-gent sense of humor, we’re sure you’ll love these.

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The Very Best Puns About Puns & Pun-Related One Liners

These days, a lot of sneaky wordplay tends to masquerade as puns… well, we’re going to start this list off with truly amazing puns in their purest form. Enjoy!

It’s tough to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. They always take things literally.

I entered 10 puns into a contest hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.

Seven days without a pun…. makes one weak.

A truly good pun is its own reword.

Ah, a steak pun is a are medium well done.

I once watched a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

Groan-worthy Puns About Loving Puns

Do you even love puns if you aren’t openly obnoxious about it? If you want to flaunt your love of puns, here are some puns about puns that we recommend.

I adore a good play on words. You might say I’m pun-stoppable.

Saying I love puns would be a true pun-derstatement. 

I have a pun-equivocal love for puns.

I suppose you could say I have a pun-chant for good wordplay. 

I’ve got wordplay fever and the only prescription is more pun-icillin.

Face it, I’m a true pun-dle of joy.

Someday when I’m a pun-sioner, I’d love to live in a pun-thouse on a pun-insula.

My love of puns is truly pun-limited.

You can definitely say I’ve got a pro-pun-sity for puns.

I am pun-doubtably obsessed with puns.

I’m not pregnant, but I do have a pun in the oven.

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Perfect Puns When People Complain About Puns

Honestly, the greatest part about puns is persisting when people tell you to stop. The most glorious way to retort pun complaints? A further pun! Here are some perfect punny clawbacks for the occasion.

Ah, but a good pun is its own reword. 

Oh come on now, I’m sure we can come to some kind of pun-derstanding.

Oof sorry – am I making you pun-comfortable?

Sorry, you might be pun-familiar with my sense of humor. 

Think of this as pun-ishment for making fun of my puns.

Pun-fortunately, I cannot stop. 

Nah, sorry – I’m pun-stoppable.

It’s okay – I used to hate puns too… but now they’ve groan on me. 

But they call it pun-chline for a reason…

Stop making puns? Sorry, that sounds like far too great a… punder-taking.

But love is an o-pun door.

You think I make too many puns? Well that’s certainly a pun-derstatement.

What? You want me to stop making puns? Well I’m sorry but that would be pun-constitutional. 

Sorry but my bank of puns is truly pun-limited.

Oops you’re right. I belong in a pun-itentiary.

Sorry, can’t stop. Don’t you know I’m from Pun-sylvania?

What? But without puns, I would be pun-niless!

But girls just wanna have Pun… 

Stop making puns? But that feels pun-damentally wrong. 

Sorry you’re right – I need help. I’ve heard acu-pun-cture can be an effective treatment?

But I’m a total pun-dle of joy! 

You call it a bad sense of humor, I call it ‘pun-ctuality’.

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Best Punny Jokes About Puns

Last but not least, if you’re looking for some clever puns about puns in joke form (you know, to optimally torment your friends and family), here are some.

What does the pun writer use to write his puns?
A pun-cil.

Where did the pun master go after he committed a crime?
The pun-itentiary. 

Why do kleptomaniacs have a hard time understanding puns?
Because they take things literally. 

What happened to the guy who stole a pun?
He needed to be pun-ished.

Why was the pun maker sad about the ten puns he submitted to the joke contest?
He had hoped to win, but no pun in ten did.

Why did everyone plug their nose when the pun master told his joke?
His joke was far too pun-gent.

How do pun masters like to end their jokes?
With a pun-chline.

Why did the pun master have no friends?
He couldn’t pun-etrate anyone’s social circle.

Why did the pun master have to leave the room?
He was making everyone pun-comfortable.

How to Make Your Own Puns About Puns

Last but not least, here are some tips for crafting your own perfect meta pun:

Did we miss any of your favorite puns about puns?

Let us know in the comments! 

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