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You’ve baked the cookies, you’ve iced them up, and if you’re extra productive, you’ve even packaged them to look picture perfect… now all that’s left? THE perfect Christmas cookie pun to make all your dreams Crumb true.
Well, that’s where we come in! If you’re hunting for the ultimate Christmas cookie pun to post with your gorgeous festive cookies, or simply looking for a clever cookie-themed message to embellish all your cookie gifts, you’re in the right place.
Below, you’ll find plenty of options for Christmas cookie puns, wordplay and jokes that will bake your creations to the next level. Enjoy!
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More Christmas Themed Puns
First – we should let you know this isn’t our only article full of Christmas puns! Here’s a full list of our top ones in case you’re looking for further Christmas pun inspiration:
Christmas Cookie Puns & Wordplay for Instagram Captions
Whether you’re posing with a plate of homemade Christmas cookies, pictured devouring said homemade cookies, or simply posting these Christmas cookies to shine on their own, you might be in need of a punny caption to go along with it. For these highly important instances, here are some ideas:
Just a smart cookie with their smart cookies.
Sweet dreams are made of this, dough am I to disagree?
Was originally only going to make one batch, but let’s face it – that’d be a cookie mistake.
Working on my own Christmas movie – I’m calling it Bake to the Future.
Wasn’t gonna make cookies this year but decided to whip some up for old times’ Bake.
Baking news! I made enough cookies for a village.
I always knew I was a weirDough.
Waiting for the Cookies to cool! As they say, good things Crumb to those who wait.
Always making sure my kitchen is Treat and tidy at Christmas time…
Baking up a storm at the eleventh Flour. Welcome to my Christmas cookie factory!
Shakin’ while bakin’, I sing while icing, wobblin’ while gobblin’.
Clearly, baking is the coo-Key to my heart!
Dough or dough not, there is no try.
Bake me up before you go go! Don’t leave me.
Making cookies to gift this Christmas was quite the… jarring experience.
It has been a pretty Crumb-y year, so why not bake cookies to ease the woe?
What can I say? I’m a pretty Bad Batch.
Batch me if you can…
Punny Messages for Gifting Cookies
If you’re looking for a cute Christmas cookie pun to add to a card/note attached to the classic gift of homemade cookies, here are some adorable ideas that are sure to please:
Dear [recipient], just know that everything I dough, I dough it for you. Hope you enjoy these treats!
Dear [recipient], thanks for making all my dreams Crumb true! Merry Christmas and I hope you like the cookies.
Hoping these treats “sprinkle” a little magic to your day. Happy Holidays!
I hope we can Bake some amazing plans and memories in the New Year… until then, enjoy these cookies!
Baking news: you’re the best [insert relationship] I could ever hope for. Hope you enjoy these scrumptious treats made with love.
Seriously Dough, what a year! Hoping these treats will ensure your year ends on a sweet note. Merry Christmas!
Icing your praises every year, so this year I decided to make the icing literal. Merry Christmas and we hope you like the cookies!
Sending you so Munch love! Merry Christmas – enjoy the treats <3
You’re a crumbelievable [insert relationship] – thanks for always being there, and I hope you’ll enjoy these cookies as a token of my appreciation! Merry Christmas!
Hope these make your Christmas a little butter…!
Ginger SNAP, you’re awesome! Hope you have a Merry Christmas and enjoy these sweet treats made for you with love!
You two are a Batch made in heaven… and so are these cookies! I hope you enjoy them!
Giving you the gift of fitness this Christmas… fitness whole jar of cookies in your mouth!
Christmas Cookie Jokes
Last but not least, if you’re in need of a fun Christmas cookie themed joke to bust out this Christmas, here are some adequately corny ideas:
Why did the Christmas cookie go to the doctor?
He was feeling Crumb-y.
Why did the Christmas cookies all have crowns?
Because the kids asked for Royal Icing.
What do basketball players love most about cookies?
DUNKING them.
How did the Cookie Monster break into the house???
The door was a Jar.
What does the Cookie Monster use to secure his home?
A pair of coo-KEYS.
What type of cookies do redheads prefer?
Ginger-bread (or ginger snaps)
What does Cookie Monster use to cover his bed?
A cookie sheet.
What did the doctor recommend when the gingerbread had knee pain?
Icing it.
Where did the pirate keep his Christmas cookies?
In a j’arrrrrrrr!
Did we miss any of your favorite Christmas cookie puns or jokes?
Leave them in the comments below! Merry Christmas!